1 00:00:39,248 --> 00:00:41,708 (LIVELY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC) 2 00:01:30,966 --> 00:01:33,968 (LIVELY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC CONTINUES) 3 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:13,508 (PEPPY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC) 4 00:02:55,217 --> 00:02:58,052 (CHEERFUL MUSIC) 5 00:03:37,593 --> 00:03:39,635 BELLBOY: We wanna see you, Mr. Hammer. 6 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,345 What's wrong? Somebody pay their bill? 7 00:03:41,430 --> 00:03:42,722 ALL: We want our money. 8 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:44,098 BELLBOY: Yes, money. 9 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,266 You want your money? 10 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:46,434 We wanna get paid. 11 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:50,438 Oh, you want my money? Is that fair? Do I want your money? 12 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:52,315 If Washington's soldiers asked for money, 13 00:03:52,441 --> 00:03:54,233 where would this country be today? 14 00:03:54,318 --> 00:03:55,443 But they did ask. 15 00:03:55,611 --> 00:03:56,736 And where's Washington? 16 00:03:56,820 --> 00:03:58,321 No, my friends. 17 00:03:58,405 --> 00:03:59,989 Money will never make you happy, 18 00:04:00,115 --> 00:04:01,741 and happy will never make you money. 19 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:03,993 That might be a wisecrack, but I doubt it. 20 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:05,703 ALL: We want our money. 21 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:07,496 HAMMER: I'll make you all a promise. 22 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:11,417 If you'll all stick with me and work hard, we'll forget about money. 23 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:14,712 Let's get together and make a regular hotel of this place. 24 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:16,631 I'll put writing paper in the hotel. 25 00:04:16,715 --> 00:04:19,216 And next year, if you behave, I'll put in envelopes. 26 00:04:19,301 --> 00:04:22,887 I'll put extra blankets free in all your rooms. There'll be no cover charge. 27 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:24,305 (BELLHOPS EXCLAIMING) 28 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:26,724 Think of the opportunities here in Florida. 29 00:04:26,808 --> 00:04:29,310 Three years ago, I came to Florida without a nickel. 30 00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:30,978 Now I've got a nickel. 31 00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:32,647 That's all very well, Mr. Hammer. 32 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:35,691 But we haven't been paid in two weeks, and we want our wages. 33 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:38,819 Wages? Do you wanna be wage slaves? Answer me that. 34 00:04:39,237 --> 00:04:40,738 ALL: No. 35 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:42,365 HAMMER: No. What makes wage slaves? 36 00:04:42,658 --> 00:04:45,242 Wages. I want you to be free. 37 00:04:45,661 --> 00:04:47,828 Remember, there's nothing like liberty, 38 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:50,122 except Colliers and the Saturday Evening Post. 39 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:52,750 Be free, my friends. One for all and all for me, 40 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:56,504 and me for you, and three for five, and six for a quarter. 41 00:04:56,755 --> 00:04:58,923 MAN: Pardon me. Telegrams for you, Mr. Hammer. 42 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:01,759 There you are. Business is beginning to pick up already. 43 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:04,637 Now if you boys will only be calm... 44 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:08,641 "We arrive this afternoon on the 4:30. Kindly 45 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:11,185 "reserve two floors and three ceilings." 46 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:13,187 Must be mice. 47 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:16,357 "If we like your property, we will immediately buy it." 48 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:18,192 Things are going our way already. 49 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:20,069 MAN: Who's it from? 50 00:05:20,362 --> 00:05:23,990 Western Union, and they've got a lot of money, too. 51 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:27,618 On the 4:15? Well, I'll take the bus down myself. 52 00:05:27,703 --> 00:05:29,412 MAN: Here's another one. 53 00:05:29,538 --> 00:05:31,247 HAMMER: We're gonna be stuffed by tonight. 54 00:05:31,373 --> 00:05:33,457 This hotel will be so crowded that 55 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:35,710 we'll be turning away thousands of people. 56 00:05:35,877 --> 00:05:39,588 "If there is another hotel in Cocoanut Beach, cancel our reservations." 57 00:05:39,715 --> 00:05:42,466 I knew it. It was too good. Wait a minute. 58 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:46,887 "P.S. Aunt Fanny had an 8-pound boy. Can you come to the wedding?" 59 00:05:47,389 --> 00:05:50,766 You see, everything is all right, boys. 60 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:53,811 You're all invited to the wedding of Aunt Fanny's 8-pound boy. 61 00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:54,937 ALL: Hooray! 62 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:56,981 But that won't be for a couple of years yet. 63 00:05:57,232 --> 00:06:00,943 In the meantime, I want you to buck up, get down to work. 64 00:06:01,236 --> 00:06:03,446 Let's put this thing over with a bang. 65 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:05,781 And above all, forget about money. 66 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:09,410 Don't think of it because you won't get it anyway. 67 00:06:09,578 --> 00:06:12,496 (BELLHOPS CHEERING MERRILY) 68 00:06:14,458 --> 00:06:16,751 (UPBEAT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC) 69 00:07:20,982 --> 00:07:24,151 (UPBEAT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC CONTINUES) 70 00:07:43,338 --> 00:07:45,464 See that? I keep them dancing for their money. 71 00:07:45,549 --> 00:07:47,591 Jamison, I'm going down to meet the 4:15. 72 00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:50,511 If I never come back, I'll be still waiting for the train. 73 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:53,389 In my absence, I'm relying on you to handle everything. 74 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:55,474 You can depend upon me, sir. That's fine. 75 00:07:55,559 --> 00:07:57,560 If any guests come, take good care of them. 76 00:07:57,686 --> 00:07:59,311 And think of me. You bet I will. 77 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:00,980 I'll be back someday. All right. 78 00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:03,983 Keep a light burning in the window, if you can find a window. 79 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:06,193 All right, sir. Goodbye, Jamison. 80 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:14,869 Hello, Harvey. Why so downhearted? 81 00:08:15,370 --> 00:08:18,122 Is Bob Adams cutting you out with Polly Potter? 82 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:20,124 I'm not worried about a hotel clerk. 83 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:23,085 No, but I'll bet you're worried about the Potter millions. 84 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:25,796 You generally could use money in the old days. 85 00:08:25,881 --> 00:08:27,381 Lay off that stuff. 86 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:30,634 Marrying Polly is the only way for you to square your debts. 87 00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:32,011 I can take care of myself. 88 00:08:32,137 --> 00:08:33,470 I doubt it. 89 00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:38,517 Suppose I have a little plan that'll take care of both of us. 90 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:40,144 What do you mean? 91 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:43,063 Have you ever seen that diamond necklace of Mrs. Potter's? 92 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:46,358 You bet I have. What's that got to do with us? 93 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:51,655 Her room and my room are right next to each other. 94 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:54,408 Hers is 318. Mine, 320. 95 00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:56,285 The door between is unlocked. 96 00:08:56,411 --> 00:08:57,703 Well? 97 00:08:58,246 --> 00:09:01,498 She keeps everything in a jewel case locked up in her dresser. 98 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:05,169 The key is always in her bag. That's what you've got to get. 99 00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:08,422 It's a large order, but maybe it can be done. 100 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:11,133 Suppose I invite Mrs. Potter and Polly 101 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:12,760 to take supper with me tonight? 102 00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:14,261 What then? 103 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:19,016 Sometime during the evening, I might be able to get the key out of her bag. 104 00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:22,937 Now you're talking. That sounds more like old times. 105 00:09:23,939 --> 00:09:26,398 Now I'll try and get rid of Bob Adams for you. 106 00:09:33,657 --> 00:09:36,158 (ROMANTIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC) 107 00:09:39,371 --> 00:09:42,706 This is Cocoanut Manor. You know that hill? 108 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:45,876 What a question. Do I know that cunning little hill? 109 00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:49,213 True, but that's why there hasn't been any development here. 110 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:51,298 Couldn't it be cut down? 111 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,425 Too expensive. Here's what happened. 112 00:09:53,969 --> 00:09:56,637 John W. Berryman was here to see it last month. 113 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:59,265 Berryman practically built Palm Beach and Miami, 114 00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:01,308 but he said he wouldn't touch this. 115 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:05,104 When a man like that passes a place up, no one wants it. 116 00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:06,814 Do you know anything about architecture? 117 00:10:06,898 --> 00:10:09,817 No, but I'd love to learn. 118 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:13,862 I made a drawing of the whole place showing the hills, 119 00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:15,406 as a built-up scheme, 120 00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:19,034 without cutting down the hill or having it get in the way. 121 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:22,288 I made the hill fit in with the architectural scheme. 122 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:24,373 I sent Berryman a copy last week. 123 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:27,293 His secretary wrote me saying they were studying my plans. 124 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:29,628 That's thrilling. Does Mr. Hammer know about it? 125 00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:32,798 Not yet. But if he takes it, I'll design the buildings. 126 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:35,259 (CHUCKLES) Say, I may be an architect yet. 127 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:37,219 If he only does, I'm sure it will be 128 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:39,221 the most beautiful place in the world. 129 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:42,141 It would be if you lived there. 130 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:45,853 Look, see what I've written? 131 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:48,897 "Heaven for Polly and me." 132 00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:52,067 That looks great. When do I move in? 133 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:53,986 Any day now. 134 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,571 It's a lovely dream, Bob. 135 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:57,865 Let's make it come true. 136 00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:05,664 ♪ The skies will all be blue 137 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:12,755 ♪ When my dreams come true 138 00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:19,470 ♪ And I'll be smiling through 139 00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:25,392 ♪ When my dreams come true 140 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:31,899 ♪ That Spanish castle I built in my mind 141 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:38,155 ♪ Will be a love nest of the practical kind 142 00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:45,287 ♪ And I'll be there with you 143 00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:51,919 ♪ When my dreams come true 144 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:57,800 ♪ Ever since I met you 145 00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:02,930 ♪ All that I seem to do is dream 146 00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:06,809 ♪ Wonderful dreams 147 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:10,145 ♪ Heaven's before my eyes 148 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:14,817 ♪ When will I realize my dreams? 149 00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:19,113 ♪ Wonderful dreams 150 00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:24,785 ♪ The skies will all be blue 151 00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:31,542 ♪ When my dreams come true 152 00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:38,048 ♪ And I'll be smiling through 153 00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:43,762 ♪ When my dreams come true 154 00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:49,435 ♪ That Spanish castle I built in my mind 155 00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:55,566 ♪ Will be a love nest of the practical kind 156 00:12:57,735 --> 00:13:02,656 ♪ And I'll be there with you 157 00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:09,997 ♪ When my dreams 158 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:15,043 ♪ Come true ♪ 159 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:24,553 Will you look at that? 160 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:25,762 I am looking. 161 00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:29,850 It's darn cute. I wonder who it can be. Let's find out. 162 00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:35,439 Then little Red Riding Hood said to the wolf, "Wolf, wolf." 163 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,191 BOB: Hello. 164 00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:39,026 PENELOPE: How do you do, Miss Potter? 165 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,278 Your mother is looking for you, Polly. 166 00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:43,780 She generally is, and she generally finds me. 167 00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:46,241 You know Mother. Thanks a lot. 168 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,118 It was a lovely story, Mr. Adams. 169 00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:49,995 I'd like to hear the rest of it sometime. 170 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:51,538 Goodbye. 171 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,042 I wonder if I could hear it sometime. 172 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:58,295 With pleasure. How about you, Yates? 173 00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,547 No, thanks. You know what happens 174 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,883 to bad little boys who tell stories? 175 00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:07,638 Certainly. They marry the beautiful princess. So long. 176 00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:13,393 ♪ And I'll be there with you 177 00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:18,357 ♪ When my dreams 178 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:23,987 ♪ Come true ♪ 179 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:32,412 Nice boy. The kind who usually gets what he wants. 180 00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:35,499 Not always. I might win out yet. 181 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:39,086 Well, miracles do happen. 182 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:44,091 Polly, you've been out again with Mr. Adams. 183 00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:46,843 But only for a little while, Mother. 184 00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:50,556 Why a daughter of mine should fool around with a hotel clerk 185 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:53,809 when she has the opportunity of marrying one of the Boston Yates 186 00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:57,938 is more than I can understand. Who cares about the Boston Yates? 187 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,941 Anyway, Bob isn't a clerk. He's an architect. 188 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:03,443 He's only clerking until he can get started. 189 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:07,239 One who clerks is a clerk, and that settles it. 190 00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:10,075 And I want you to remember 191 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:14,246 that no Potter has ever been involved in a single scandal. 192 00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:16,790 How about Uncle Dick? 193 00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:21,670 It's a well-known fact that your uncle was drunk at the time. 194 00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:24,506 MRS. POTTER: Another thing... 195 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:28,176 I'm tired of your sitting out on the beach at all hours of the night. 196 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:30,637 HAMMER: Hey! 197 00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:32,973 Take something for that insomnia. 198 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,808 You ought to stop drinking so much coffee. 199 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,728 I'm sorry, sir. Any luck with the 4:30? 200 00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:40,230 Yes, it didn't hit me. That's the only luck I had. 201 00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:42,441 I think I know what's wrong with the hotel. 202 00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:45,569 I know, too. You're fired. Get your hat and my coat. Get out. 203 00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,487 Maybe the season hasn't started yet. 204 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,448 Maybe the hotel hasn't opened yet. 205 00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:52,075 Don't worry. In a few weeks, you'll be cleaning up. 206 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:55,704 And making the beds. Get out of here. I can handle this rush myself. 207 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,956 HAMMER: Six hundred rooms in the hotel, and you have to sleep here. 208 00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,249 How do you do? 209 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:00,584 Why don't you whistle at the crossing? 210 00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:02,127 You're just the woman I'm looking for. 211 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:05,005 I'm gonna tell you about Florida real estate. 212 00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:07,424 First time it's ever been mentioned down here. 213 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:08,800 I'm sorry, but... 214 00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:09,926 Do you know that property values 215 00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:12,763 have increased 1929 since 1,000%? 216 00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:15,307 This is the biggest development since Sophie Tucker. 217 00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:17,476 Florida is the show-spot of America 218 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,770 and Cocoanut Beach is the black spot of Florida? 219 00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:21,271 You told me about this yesterday. 220 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,814 But I left out a comma. 221 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:25,067 In a little while, we're gonna hold an auction sale at Cocoanut Manor, 222 00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:27,361 the suburb terrible... Beautiful. 223 00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:30,697 You must come. We'll have entertainment, sandwiches, and the auction. 224 00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:33,283 If you don't like auctions, we can play Contract. 225 00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:37,204 Here it is. "Cocoanut Manor. 42 hours from Times Square by railroad. 226 00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:40,832 "1,600 miles as the crow flies, 1,800 as the horseflies." 227 00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:44,878 "Cocoanut Manor: glorifying the American sewer and the Florida sucker." 228 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:47,714 It's the most exclusive residential district in Florida. 229 00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:51,218 Nobody lives there. Ask me about the climate, I dare you. 230 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:53,095 Very well. How... Glad you brought it up. 231 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:56,306 Our motto is, "Cocoanut Beach: no snow, no ice, and no business." 232 00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:58,850 Florida is the greatest state in the Union. Is it? 233 00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:00,602 Take its climate. No, we took that. 234 00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:02,437 Take its fruits, the alligator pears. 235 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:05,232 Take all the alligator pears and keep them. See if I care. 236 00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:06,650 Do you know how they are made? 237 00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:08,110 I haven't the least idea. 238 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:11,863 Because you've never been an alligator, and don't let it happen again. 239 00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:15,659 It sometimes requires years to bring the pear and alligator together. 240 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,786 They don't like each other. No? 241 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,454 You know how many alligator pears are 242 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,707 sent out every year and told not to return? 243 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:22,833 I don't think so. 244 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,000 All they can get a hold of. 245 00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:26,336 Florida feeds the nation, but nobody feeds me. 246 00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:29,965 That's what I want to discuss with you. Also, take our cattle raising. 247 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,967 I don't mean anything personal. 248 00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:34,052 But here is the ideal cattle-raising section. 249 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,638 We have longhorns, shorthorns, and shoehorns. 250 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,765 Will you let me say something, please? 251 00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:41,643 I don't think so. There's something else I wanna tell you. 252 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,437 Where will you be when you're 65? 253 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,272 That's about three months from now. 254 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:48,942 If I were to buy, I should prefer some place like Palm Beach. 255 00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:52,404 Palm Beach? The Atlantic City of yesterday? The slums of tomorrow? 256 00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:55,449 You know the population of Cocoanut Beach doubled last week? 257 00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,242 Has it? Three bulldogs were born. 258 00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,494 We're expecting a nanny goat in the morning. 259 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,538 Sorry, I'm afraid I must be going. 260 00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:03,707 Wait. Before you go, let me show you 261 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:05,876 a sample of my sewer pipe we're gonna lay. 262 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:09,337 Nobody can fool a woman like you on a sewer pipe, can they? 263 00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:11,548 This is the 8-inch pipe. All property owners 264 00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:13,759 will be allowed to vote on the size. 265 00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:16,094 In case of a tie, it goes to the Supreme Court. 266 00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:19,806 I can give you a little inside information in advance. 267 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:23,894 (WHISPERING) The Chief Justice is crazy about this type of sewer. 268 00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:26,062 Here, put it in your pocket. See you later. 269 00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:28,815 I can't use this. I don't want it. 270 00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:36,114 (PHONE RINGING) 271 00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:43,079 Hello. Yes? 272 00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:45,290 Ice water in 318? 273 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:49,377 Is that so? Where'd you get it? You want some? 274 00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:52,756 That's different. Have you got any ice? 275 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:56,176 No, I haven't. This is Cocoanut Beach: no snow, no ice. 276 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:59,596 Get some onions. That'll make your eyes water. What? 277 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,224 You, too. 278 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,894 Mr. Hammer. Mrs. Thompson wants to know 279 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:08,021 if you'd reserve a dinner table for her 280 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,356 in a nice quiet spot. 281 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:10,732 A nice quiet spot? 282 00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:13,151 Tell her she can eat in the lobby. 283 00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:16,571 We ought to dress this place up a bit. It looks terrible. 284 00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:18,657 Front. 285 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:20,909 (BELL RINGING) 286 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:23,328 Here, front. 287 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,872 Front, front, front. 288 00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:28,416 Jamison, what's become of our front? Are we all out of front? 289 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,459 I haven't seen them. 290 00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:32,379 I'm gonna fire some of those people. Give me the fire bell. 291 00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:33,964 Stick around here. 292 00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:38,260 If anyone comes in looking like a customer, tie them and brand them. 293 00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:42,264 Look at him. He's dressed better than I am. 294 00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:45,767 (HORN TOOTING) 295 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,187 CHICO: Hey, come on. 296 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,777 CHICO: Hey, come here. 297 00:19:56,571 --> 00:19:58,154 HAMMER: Gentlemen, how do you do? 298 00:19:58,281 --> 00:19:59,865 CHICO: How do you do? 299 00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:03,493 HAMMER: Are you boys giving me the runaround? Come over here. 300 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,914 HAMMER: What do you want? Explain your business. 301 00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:09,916 CHICO: We sent you a telegram. 302 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,960 HAMMER: You boys sent the telegram? 303 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,921 How do you do? Strange. I used to send telegrams myself. 304 00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:16,798 How are you? And how are you? 305 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,425 (HORN TOOTING) 306 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,219 HAMMER: That's all right. Don't worry. 307 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:42,115 You can stay, but you'll have to get rid of that groundhog. 308 00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:43,783 What do you want? Explain. 309 00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,827 We make a reservash. Reservash? 310 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,829 We want room and no bath. 311 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,664 I see, you're here for the winter. 312 00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:51,583 Step this way. I'll see what I can do. 313 00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:53,585 Okay, we stay for the summer, too. 314 00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:55,545 Sorry, we haven't got any vacancies. 315 00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:57,422 CHICO: No vacancies. HAMMER: We got rooms. 316 00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,841 That's all right, we take a room. You want a room? 317 00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:01,468 CHICO: We take a vacancy. 318 00:21:01,636 --> 00:21:03,136 HAMMER: Take the gentlemen's baggage. 319 00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:05,013 BOY: Hey, what are you... 320 00:21:10,061 --> 00:21:11,853 Do you know that suitcase is empty? 321 00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,772 We'll fill it up before we leave. 322 00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:16,107 You'll empty it before I go out. 323 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,235 Step this way, boys. Just put your moniker on there 324 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,820 and everything will be A. K. 325 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:22,739 CHICO: Look what he do. 326 00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:26,660 Don't do that. Step this way, boys. Three shots for five. 327 00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:27,786 He never misses. 328 00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:28,954 The boy wins a gold cigar. 329 00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:30,914 Anybody else? Step right this way. 330 00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:32,207 Hey! 331 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,709 Don't throw that. That's only for long-distance. 332 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,378 All right. 333 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:39,130 What do you want? A suite on the third floor? 334 00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:40,882 I'll take a Polack in the basement. 335 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:43,760 You'll have to take that up with the commissary department. 336 00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:46,680 That's an entirely different proposition and I can't... 337 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,850 HAMMER: Here you are. 338 00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:53,979 HAMMER: Let me help you here. 339 00:21:54,772 --> 00:21:56,856 HAMMER: Sorry. The afternoon mail isn't in. 340 00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:59,109 I can use you the first of the month. 341 00:21:59,193 --> 00:22:00,193 POSTMAN: Telegram for Hammer. 342 00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:01,277 HAMMER: Telegram? 343 00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:03,738 Tell them I'll send the money in the morning. 344 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:06,574 What do you want? Do you want a single room? 345 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:07,826 We'd like to double up. 346 00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:09,119 Eat some green apples. 347 00:22:09,537 --> 00:22:10,578 (PHONE RINGING) 348 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,580 CHICO: Just a joke. HAMMER: Just a moment. 349 00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:17,752 What's that? You'll have to talk louder. I can't hear you. 350 00:22:20,423 --> 00:22:24,175 If you'll take your nose out of the receiver, it'll be okay. 351 00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:27,470 (CHUCKLING) Funny fellow, you. Hello, what's that? 352 00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:30,432 You wanna know where you can get a hold of Mrs. Potter? 353 00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:33,184 I don't know. She's awfully ticklish. 354 00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:36,688 Now, I'm in a position, gentlemen... 355 00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:40,066 CHICO: He's hungry. 356 00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:51,745 Here, have one of these flowers. They're buckwheat. 357 00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:55,457 Pick out a nice one. I don't want you to get any of the worst ones. 358 00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:57,000 I'm so glad. 359 00:22:57,126 --> 00:22:59,252 If you will pardon me for a few moments, 360 00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:01,755 I have some very important business to attend to. 361 00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:04,966 I'm going upstairs to get your partner a stomach pump. 362 00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:08,470 I'll be down in a few minutes. And while I'm gone, don't forget: 363 00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:09,929 Register. 364 00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:11,514 Don't forget. Register. 365 00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:20,440 CHICO: That's all right. 366 00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:25,278 (HARPO WHISTLING A HAPPY TUNE) 367 00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:27,280 (HORN TOOTING) 368 00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:28,448 (BELL DINGING) 369 00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:31,201 (CHICO HUMMING) 370 00:23:39,043 --> 00:23:40,668 (PHONE RINGING) 371 00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:44,589 CHICO: Hello? No, we no got no rooms. 372 00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:47,467 CHICO: We got nothing. We got no customers. 373 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:51,096 CHICO: All right. I send you up some. All right, goodbye. 374 00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:52,222 Did you ring, sir? 375 00:23:52,306 --> 00:23:53,807 (HARPO RINGS BELL) 376 00:23:55,810 --> 00:23:57,560 (HARPO RINGS BELL) 377 00:24:00,481 --> 00:24:02,816 (HARPO RINGS BELL FRANTICALLY) 378 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,449 CHICO: Hey, come on. Come here. 379 00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:15,495 CHICO: Get away from those girls. Come on. Hurry up. 380 00:24:16,539 --> 00:24:19,707 All right then, but let's be careful. I will. 381 00:24:20,501 --> 00:24:22,669 Tell me. How is it that the door between 382 00:24:22,837 --> 00:24:25,004 your room and Mrs. Potter's is open? 383 00:24:25,089 --> 00:24:26,965 Well, you see, I told her that I trusted her. 384 00:24:27,091 --> 00:24:28,967 You trusted her? 385 00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:30,927 (ALL LAUGHING) 386 00:24:47,945 --> 00:24:49,279 PENELOPE: Stop that. 387 00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:50,780 CHICO: Come on. We dance. 388 00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:51,948 PENELOPE: Really! 389 00:24:52,950 --> 00:24:54,576 Come, Penelope. 390 00:24:56,162 --> 00:24:58,788 Let's get away from this bum. 391 00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:08,131 Bum. 392 00:25:10,885 --> 00:25:12,719 (HARPO WHISTLING) 393 00:25:13,053 --> 00:25:14,804 (CHICO IMITATING A DRUM CADENCE) 394 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,770 I could kill those tramps. 395 00:25:22,897 --> 00:25:24,189 Wait a minute. 396 00:25:24,273 --> 00:25:28,109 Don't kill them yet. I've got an idea. About them? 397 00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:33,489 Listen, when the necklace is found missing, someone's got to be blamed. 398 00:25:33,574 --> 00:25:34,782 Why not them? 399 00:25:34,909 --> 00:25:36,117 Gee, that's not bad. 400 00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:38,453 But have you got anything definite? 401 00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:41,998 Suppose I flirt with them and they come to my room. Then what? 402 00:25:42,416 --> 00:25:44,209 I'll complain to the management. 403 00:25:44,335 --> 00:25:46,085 Then, the night the necklace disappeared, 404 00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:48,046 they were seen near Mrs. Potter's. 405 00:25:48,130 --> 00:25:51,549 Get it? You bet I get it. That's a grand idea. 406 00:25:52,343 --> 00:25:54,052 Thanks, kind sir. 407 00:25:54,178 --> 00:25:55,720 I've got to run along now. See you later. 408 00:25:55,846 --> 00:25:57,388 Goodbye. 409 00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:07,690 (WHISTLING) 410 00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:09,651 (HORN TOOTING) 411 00:26:10,027 --> 00:26:11,611 (BELL DINGING) 412 00:26:11,946 --> 00:26:13,488 (PHONE RINGING) 413 00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:52,902 Hey, what you do? All the time you eat. 414 00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:55,738 That's no good. We gotta get the money. 415 00:26:55,823 --> 00:26:57,115 Right now, I'd do anything for money. 416 00:26:57,199 --> 00:27:00,743 I'd kill someone for it. I'd kill you for money. 417 00:27:00,828 --> 00:27:01,911 (CHUCKLES) 418 00:27:01,996 --> 00:27:04,998 No, you're my friend. I kill you for nothing. 419 00:27:05,082 --> 00:27:06,457 Why do you laugh? 420 00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:09,335 You're here for three hours and you no got something yet. 421 00:27:09,420 --> 00:27:11,087 What do you got? 422 00:27:11,714 --> 00:27:15,925 A beautiful watch. That's fine. That's all you steal? 423 00:27:27,021 --> 00:27:28,855 (HARPO WHISTLING) 424 00:27:47,541 --> 00:27:49,167 I think I know your face. 425 00:27:49,293 --> 00:27:50,918 I give up. Whose is it? 426 00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:55,423 I'll tell you in a minute. I brought some pictures from headquarters. 427 00:27:56,717 --> 00:27:58,551 Let me see your face. 428 00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:00,720 Yours, too. 429 00:28:01,221 --> 00:28:03,556 All right, I make my own face. 430 00:28:03,766 --> 00:28:08,478 Why you push? No pushing. You wanna fight? Come on. 431 00:28:10,064 --> 00:28:12,398 Hey, call your shots. Come on. 432 00:28:13,859 --> 00:28:16,110 Hey, what's the matter, you no fight upstairs? 433 00:28:16,236 --> 00:28:17,445 Come on. Hey. 434 00:28:18,364 --> 00:28:19,781 What are you guys fighting for? 435 00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:22,325 No, that's my friend. We play this way. 436 00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:24,619 What are you doing around here? 437 00:28:24,787 --> 00:28:26,454 What's your name? 438 00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:30,792 I'm pretty suspicious of you birds. Now you listen to me. 439 00:28:30,918 --> 00:28:32,627 I haven't got anything on you yet, 440 00:28:32,753 --> 00:28:34,504 but I'm going to keep watching. 441 00:28:34,588 --> 00:28:37,131 I've got your full records right here in my pocket. 442 00:28:37,257 --> 00:28:41,844 There's enough to send you up the minute you start anything. You get me? 443 00:28:41,929 --> 00:28:45,598 Wise guy. Gotta start a fight when the detective come around. 444 00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:47,892 You can't wait a little bit. 445 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:50,103 What do you got? A badge. 446 00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:54,482 That's fine. He's no more detective. You're a detective. 447 00:28:54,775 --> 00:28:58,277 Hurry along, my dear. Only a few minutes to get the train. 448 00:28:58,404 --> 00:29:01,406 Can you tell me, what time is the next train to Philadelphia? 449 00:29:01,490 --> 00:29:04,283 There's a train once a week and sometimes twice a day. 450 00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:06,661 MAN: Thank you. CHICO: That's all right. 451 00:29:07,663 --> 00:29:09,080 CHICO: That's fine. 452 00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:13,292 It's a little tight. Needs something taken out. 453 00:29:14,294 --> 00:29:17,588 All right, keep it. That's just what I need, a coat like this. 454 00:29:17,673 --> 00:29:20,091 That's fine. To look good. 455 00:29:25,806 --> 00:29:27,807 Hello. How do you do? 456 00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:29,934 That's a good-looking coat you have on. 457 00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:31,811 You like it? 458 00:29:32,312 --> 00:29:34,939 Do you know you look like the Prince of Wales? 459 00:29:35,023 --> 00:29:36,566 Better. 460 00:29:36,692 --> 00:29:38,276 Where'd you get that coat? 461 00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:39,527 That's my coat. 462 00:29:39,653 --> 00:29:40,653 That's your coat? 463 00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:41,779 That's my coat. 464 00:29:41,864 --> 00:29:43,239 But it doesn't fit you. 465 00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:45,658 I know. I had it made to order. 466 00:29:46,952 --> 00:29:49,787 Tell me, what are you doing tonight? 467 00:29:50,873 --> 00:29:53,040 Maybe you got a good idea? 468 00:29:55,461 --> 00:29:58,671 Don't you dare come to Room 320 at 11:00. 469 00:29:58,839 --> 00:30:01,048 All right, I come at 10:30. 470 00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:05,052 (HARPO PLAYING THE CLARINET) 471 00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:08,514 (PLAYING A SLOW TUNE) 472 00:30:28,035 --> 00:30:30,244 Did you see a handkerchief? 473 00:30:30,746 --> 00:30:32,872 I thought I had dropped one. 474 00:30:33,707 --> 00:30:38,544 It really doesn't matter because what I'm really interested in is you. 475 00:30:41,215 --> 00:30:43,299 (PENELOPE GIGGLES COYLY) 476 00:30:43,383 --> 00:30:47,553 Did anyone ever tell you that you look like the Prince of Wales? 477 00:30:48,722 --> 00:30:52,391 That's funny. I thought it was an original idea of mine. 478 00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:58,773 Tell me, do you know who I am? 479 00:31:00,234 --> 00:31:02,401 Do you know my room number? 480 00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:09,033 I'll be there at 11:00 tonight. 481 00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:36,269 (PLAYING A SLOW TUNE) 482 00:32:23,275 --> 00:32:26,235 Did anyone ever tell you that you look like the Prince of Wales? 483 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:28,904 Not the present Prince of Wales. One of the old Wales. 484 00:32:28,989 --> 00:32:31,490 And believe me, when I say Wales, I mean Wales. 485 00:32:31,617 --> 00:32:33,951 I know a whale when I see one. 486 00:32:34,453 --> 00:32:36,787 Did you say your room was 318? 487 00:32:37,039 --> 00:32:38,623 I'm the proprietor of this hotel, 488 00:32:38,707 --> 00:32:41,208 and I have a passkey to every room in it. 489 00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:42,251 Passkey? 490 00:32:42,336 --> 00:32:44,295 Passkey, that's Russian for "pass." 491 00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:47,506 You know, they "passkey" down the "streetskey." 492 00:32:47,716 --> 00:32:50,092 Won't you lie down? 493 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:02,688 If we could find a little bungalow. 494 00:33:02,773 --> 00:33:04,690 Of course, I know we could find one, 495 00:33:04,858 --> 00:33:06,776 but maybe the people wouldn't get out. 496 00:33:06,860 --> 00:33:10,363 If we could find a nice little empty bungalow just for me and you 497 00:33:10,489 --> 00:33:12,198 where we could bill and cow... 498 00:33:12,282 --> 00:33:14,617 No, where we could bull and cow. 499 00:33:14,910 --> 00:33:17,161 Do you know what you're trying to say? 500 00:33:17,287 --> 00:33:19,497 Yes, it's not what I'm thinking of. 501 00:33:19,581 --> 00:33:22,208 What I meant was if we had a nice little bungalow, 502 00:33:22,376 --> 00:33:25,211 and you were inside and I was outside trying to get in, 503 00:33:25,295 --> 00:33:26,962 or inside trying to get out... 504 00:33:27,047 --> 00:33:28,798 No, I was in. You was up... 505 00:33:28,882 --> 00:33:31,550 You were inside out and I was up... 506 00:33:31,885 --> 00:33:33,386 (STUTTERING) 507 00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:34,970 I tell you, if you don't hear from me 508 00:33:35,055 --> 00:33:37,807 by next Friday, the whole thing's off. 509 00:33:37,891 --> 00:33:39,975 I don't think I understand. 510 00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:42,061 I mean, your eyes, 511 00:33:42,270 --> 00:33:45,481 they shine like the pants of a blue serge suit. 512 00:33:45,565 --> 00:33:47,566 What? That's an insult. 513 00:33:47,693 --> 00:33:49,652 That's not a reflection on you. 514 00:33:49,736 --> 00:33:51,487 That's on the pants. 515 00:33:51,571 --> 00:33:53,906 What I meant was, if we had a nice bungalow, 516 00:33:53,990 --> 00:33:57,034 I came home from work, and you were standing by the gate... 517 00:33:57,369 --> 00:34:00,663 No, you came home from work and I was standing by the gate. 518 00:34:00,747 --> 00:34:02,081 That's more like it. 519 00:34:02,165 --> 00:34:05,376 And we came down the path and we went inside. 520 00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:09,422 And the shades were drawn, and the lights were low and... 521 00:34:10,966 --> 00:34:13,509 Are you sure your husband's dead? 522 00:34:13,593 --> 00:34:15,094 Why, yes. 523 00:34:15,429 --> 00:34:19,056 There seems to be a trace of uncertainty in that "yes." 524 00:34:19,224 --> 00:34:21,350 A "yes" like that was once responsible 525 00:34:21,476 --> 00:34:23,644 for me jumping out of a window. 526 00:34:23,770 --> 00:34:26,355 And I'm not the jumper I used to be. 527 00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:29,859 What I meant was, you're gonna be here all winter, 528 00:34:29,943 --> 00:34:31,944 and I'm stuck with the hotel anyhow. 529 00:34:32,028 --> 00:34:34,947 Why don't you grab me until you can make other arrangements? 530 00:34:35,031 --> 00:34:37,116 My dear Mr. Hammer, I shall never 531 00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:39,285 get married before my daughter. 532 00:34:39,453 --> 00:34:40,953 You did once. 533 00:34:41,955 --> 00:34:46,250 But I love you. I love you. Can't you see how I'm pining for you? 534 00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:48,794 What in the world is the matter with you? 535 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:51,130 I'm not myself tonight. 536 00:34:51,673 --> 00:34:53,424 I don't know who I am. 537 00:34:53,759 --> 00:34:55,885 One false move and I'm yours. 538 00:34:55,969 --> 00:34:58,304 I love you. I love you anyhow. 539 00:34:58,972 --> 00:35:01,056 I don't think you'd love me if I were poor. 540 00:35:01,183 --> 00:35:03,309 I might, but I'd keep my mouth shut. 541 00:35:04,644 --> 00:35:07,730 MRS. POTTER: I'll not stay any longer and be insulted this way. 542 00:35:07,814 --> 00:35:10,608 Don't go and leave me alone. You stay and I'll go away. 543 00:35:10,692 --> 00:35:12,151 I don't know what to say. 544 00:35:12,277 --> 00:35:13,694 Say that you'll be truly mine 545 00:35:13,779 --> 00:35:15,738 or truly yours, or yours truly. 546 00:35:15,822 --> 00:35:17,031 HAMMER: Don't you know that I'm... 547 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:19,909 MRS. POTTER: Keep your hands to yourself. 548 00:35:19,993 --> 00:35:22,620 Come on, I'll play you one more game. 549 00:35:22,829 --> 00:35:24,955 Come on. The three of you. 550 00:35:30,086 --> 00:35:32,338 Can you come down a little bit? 551 00:35:32,839 --> 00:35:34,924 Just think, tonight, 552 00:35:35,008 --> 00:35:36,425 when the moon is sneaking around 553 00:35:36,510 --> 00:35:38,844 the clouds, I'll be sneaking around you. 554 00:35:38,929 --> 00:35:41,055 I'll meet you tonight under the moon. 555 00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:44,058 I can see you now: you and the moon. 556 00:35:44,226 --> 00:35:45,851 Wear a necktie so I'll know you. 557 00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:09,375 (PLAYING SOOTHING MUSIC) 558 00:38:10,580 --> 00:38:12,831 (MUSIC INCREASES IN TEMPO) 559 00:39:12,559 --> 00:39:17,146 Send up some ice water right away. That's right. Thank you. 560 00:39:25,655 --> 00:39:26,739 PENELOPE: Thank goodness. 561 00:39:26,906 --> 00:39:28,032 HARVEY: Close the door. 562 00:39:30,785 --> 00:39:34,163 Did you get the key? Yes. It's one of these. 563 00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:37,291 That's fine. We can't take any chances on this job. 564 00:39:37,417 --> 00:39:40,252 How do you mean? There'll be trouble when she misses it. 565 00:39:40,336 --> 00:39:41,628 Well, we can't have it found on us. 566 00:39:41,755 --> 00:39:43,088 I should say not. 567 00:39:43,173 --> 00:39:45,632 We've got to play it safe and hide it somewhere. 568 00:39:45,717 --> 00:39:47,342 Hide it? Just for a few days. 569 00:39:47,427 --> 00:39:48,427 But where? 570 00:39:48,553 --> 00:39:49,595 Anywhere but in here. 571 00:39:49,679 --> 00:39:52,097 Hide it? I know just the place. 572 00:39:52,182 --> 00:39:54,683 A hollow tree stump a mile from here. Will that do? 573 00:39:54,768 --> 00:39:56,310 Fine, but how do I get there? 574 00:39:56,436 --> 00:39:57,978 Cocoanut Manor. You've been there. 575 00:39:58,063 --> 00:39:59,396 I'm not so sure, Harvey. 576 00:39:59,522 --> 00:40:00,898 Here, I'll show you. 577 00:40:03,610 --> 00:40:05,444 You go right down Cocoanut Road. 578 00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:07,446 Then there's Augustine Road, like this. 579 00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:09,948 Instead, you take the Granada Road. 580 00:40:10,116 --> 00:40:11,825 Suddenly you come to a clearing 581 00:40:11,951 --> 00:40:13,744 with a fringe of trees around it. 582 00:40:13,828 --> 00:40:16,080 That's Cocoanut Manor, where the stump is. 583 00:40:16,164 --> 00:40:19,416 It's about 20 feet from the edge of the clearing. 584 00:40:19,793 --> 00:40:22,294 That's where you put the jewels. You can't miss it. 585 00:40:22,378 --> 00:40:24,505 You take the necklace out there, see? 586 00:40:24,589 --> 00:40:25,881 I've got to go back downstairs, 587 00:40:25,965 --> 00:40:27,549 or Mrs. Potter will be suspicious. 588 00:40:27,926 --> 00:40:29,802 And be careful. I will. 589 00:40:41,481 --> 00:40:44,691 Cocoanut Manor, Granada Road... 590 00:40:45,318 --> 00:40:47,486 20 feet from the clearing. 591 00:40:48,071 --> 00:40:50,864 Everything's going along swimmingly now. 592 00:41:23,648 --> 00:41:24,982 You remember me, the Prince of Wales? 593 00:41:25,108 --> 00:41:26,441 Of course I do. 594 00:41:26,526 --> 00:41:29,153 Mr. Hammer, how dare you come into my room! 595 00:41:29,362 --> 00:41:32,698 If there's gonna be two people in this room, it'll be 50 cents extra. 596 00:41:39,205 --> 00:41:40,289 Did he go? 597 00:41:40,373 --> 00:41:41,456 Who? Anybody. 598 00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:45,294 PENELOPE: Get out. Prince, how you frightened me! 599 00:41:45,378 --> 00:41:46,378 (HORN TOOTING) 600 00:41:53,469 --> 00:41:56,430 This hotel not only has running water, it has running guests. 601 00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:58,056 You remember me, the Prince of Wales? 602 00:41:58,224 --> 00:41:59,766 Who is it? 603 00:41:59,851 --> 00:42:01,226 HAMMER: It's me, the King of England. 604 00:42:01,394 --> 00:42:02,769 CHICO: My father! 605 00:42:03,563 --> 00:42:05,189 (PHONE RINGING) 606 00:42:05,481 --> 00:42:07,065 (HORN TOOTING) 607 00:42:14,699 --> 00:42:15,908 (HARPO KNOCKING ON DOOR) 608 00:42:16,034 --> 00:42:17,367 PENELOPE: Come in. 609 00:42:20,163 --> 00:42:21,914 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 610 00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:26,376 Ice water. 611 00:42:26,461 --> 00:42:27,461 Put it there. 612 00:42:30,006 --> 00:42:31,089 PENELOPE: Thank you. 613 00:42:31,174 --> 00:42:33,133 HAMMER: Thank you? Why didn't you give him a dime? 614 00:42:35,678 --> 00:42:37,095 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 615 00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:38,472 Come in. 616 00:42:39,265 --> 00:42:40,849 Lay it down. 617 00:42:41,517 --> 00:42:43,602 Well, I never. I should say not. 618 00:42:43,686 --> 00:42:46,563 You get out of here. Get out. Hurry. 619 00:42:48,441 --> 00:42:49,775 (MUMBLING WORRIEDLY) 620 00:42:49,901 --> 00:42:51,109 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 621 00:42:51,236 --> 00:42:52,527 MRS. POTTER: Come in. 622 00:42:53,196 --> 00:42:55,530 What is the matter with the man? 623 00:42:57,116 --> 00:43:00,035 Mr. Hammer, what are you doing in my room? 624 00:43:05,541 --> 00:43:07,918 MRS. POTTER: Don't you take that coat off in this room. 625 00:43:08,002 --> 00:43:09,878 MRS. POTTER: You get out as fast as you can go. 626 00:43:09,963 --> 00:43:11,838 HAMMER: I was only playing, that's all. 627 00:43:11,965 --> 00:43:13,840 MRS. POTTER: I'll find out about this. 628 00:43:13,925 --> 00:43:16,551 Thank goodness he's gone. Never mind, Operator. 629 00:43:18,304 --> 00:43:19,304 MRS. POTTER: Come in. 630 00:43:21,766 --> 00:43:25,102 Who are you? It's all right. I'll be through in a minute. 631 00:43:25,186 --> 00:43:27,145 I guess there's nobody in here. 632 00:43:27,272 --> 00:43:29,189 You don't know where to look. 633 00:43:29,691 --> 00:43:30,691 What's that you said? 634 00:43:30,775 --> 00:43:31,733 This is awful. 635 00:43:31,818 --> 00:43:34,569 MRS. POTTER: When you've quite finished, let me know. 636 00:43:42,745 --> 00:43:44,871 Everything seems to be all right in here. 637 00:43:44,956 --> 00:43:47,165 PENELOPE: I'm not so sure about that. 638 00:43:48,751 --> 00:43:49,835 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 639 00:43:49,961 --> 00:43:51,670 All right. I know where to go. 640 00:44:21,701 --> 00:44:22,951 (SIGHS IN RELIEF) 641 00:44:23,036 --> 00:44:24,661 Alone at last. 642 00:44:28,833 --> 00:44:30,417 Come here. I wanna see you. 643 00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:33,670 I'm not gonna have that red-headed fellow running around the lobby. 644 00:44:33,755 --> 00:44:36,089 If you wanna keep him up in your room, keep him in a trap. 645 00:44:36,215 --> 00:44:38,050 I can't catch him. Who is he? 646 00:44:38,134 --> 00:44:39,926 That's my partner, but he no speak. 647 00:44:40,053 --> 00:44:41,887 That's your silent partner? 648 00:44:42,013 --> 00:44:44,723 You wired me about some property. I've thought it over. 649 00:44:44,807 --> 00:44:47,225 I can let you have three lots watering the front, 650 00:44:47,310 --> 00:44:49,561 or three lots fronting the water. 651 00:44:49,645 --> 00:44:51,772 These lots cost me $9,000. 652 00:44:51,856 --> 00:44:54,316 I'll let you have them for $15,000 because I like you. 653 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:57,027 I no buy nothing. I ain't got no money. What? 654 00:44:57,236 --> 00:44:58,278 You got no money? 655 00:44:58,404 --> 00:44:59,404 I no got one cent. 656 00:44:59,530 --> 00:45:02,866 How are you gonna pay for your room? That's your lookout. 657 00:45:02,950 --> 00:45:04,826 You're just an idle roomer? 658 00:45:04,911 --> 00:45:07,037 You see, we come here to make money. 659 00:45:07,121 --> 00:45:09,790 I read in paper, "Big boom in Florida." So we come. 660 00:45:09,874 --> 00:45:11,249 We're big booms, too. 661 00:45:11,334 --> 00:45:13,460 I'll show you how you can make some real money. 662 00:45:13,544 --> 00:45:16,922 I'm gonna hold an auction in a little while in Cocoanut Manor. 663 00:45:17,090 --> 00:45:19,299 You know what an auction is? 664 00:45:19,425 --> 00:45:21,635 I come from Italy on the Atlantic Auction. 665 00:45:22,345 --> 00:45:24,429 Let's go ahead as if nothing happened. 666 00:45:24,639 --> 00:45:26,890 I'm holding an auction at Cocoanut Manor. 667 00:45:26,974 --> 00:45:29,142 When the crowd gathers, mingle with them. 668 00:45:29,227 --> 00:45:30,894 Don't pick their pockets, just mingle. 669 00:45:31,020 --> 00:45:32,687 I'll find time for both. 670 00:45:32,772 --> 00:45:35,148 Maybe we can cut out the auction. 671 00:45:35,233 --> 00:45:36,983 If somebody says $100, you say $200. 672 00:45:37,110 --> 00:45:38,902 If they say $200, you say $300. 673 00:45:38,986 --> 00:45:40,362 Bid up. That's right. 674 00:45:40,446 --> 00:45:42,572 If nobody says anything, then you start it off. 675 00:45:42,657 --> 00:45:44,699 How am I gonna know when they no say nothing? 676 00:45:44,784 --> 00:45:46,785 They'll probably notify you. 677 00:45:46,953 --> 00:45:49,538 You fool, if they don't say anything, you'll hear them. 678 00:45:49,622 --> 00:45:51,039 Well, maybe I no listen. 679 00:45:51,165 --> 00:45:52,624 Don't tell them. 680 00:45:53,126 --> 00:45:55,877 If we're successful in disposing of these lots, 681 00:45:55,962 --> 00:45:57,546 you'll get a nice commission. 682 00:45:57,755 --> 00:45:59,172 And how about some money? 683 00:45:59,298 --> 00:46:00,799 You can have your choice. 684 00:46:00,967 --> 00:46:03,718 In arranging these lots, of course, we use blueprints. 685 00:46:03,803 --> 00:46:05,053 You know what a blueprint is? 686 00:46:05,179 --> 00:46:06,471 It's oysters. 687 00:46:07,306 --> 00:46:08,974 You never got double pneumonia? 688 00:46:09,142 --> 00:46:10,809 I go around by myself. 689 00:46:12,937 --> 00:46:14,229 Do you know what a lot is? 690 00:46:14,355 --> 00:46:15,647 Yeah, it's too much. 691 00:46:15,731 --> 00:46:18,442 Not a whole lot. Just a little lot with nothing on it. 692 00:46:18,526 --> 00:46:21,570 Anytime you got too much, you got a whole lot. I'll explain. 693 00:46:21,654 --> 00:46:24,030 Sometimes you no got too much, you got a whole lot. 694 00:46:24,115 --> 00:46:26,199 You got a bit, you no think it's enough. 695 00:46:26,284 --> 00:46:28,910 Somebody else think it's too much. It's a whole lot, too. 696 00:46:28,995 --> 00:46:32,080 A whole lot is too much, too much is a whole lot. Same thing. 697 00:46:32,331 --> 00:46:35,625 The next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you, will you? 698 00:46:35,710 --> 00:46:38,712 Come over here, Rand McNally, and I'll explain this to you. 699 00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:42,632 This is a map and diagram of the whole Cocoanut section. 700 00:46:43,009 --> 00:46:45,385 This area is within a radius of approximately 701 00:46:45,511 --> 00:46:47,971 three-quarters of a mile. Radius. 702 00:46:48,848 --> 00:46:52,476 Is there a remote possibility that you know what "radius" means? 703 00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:54,019 It's a WJZ. 704 00:46:54,353 --> 00:46:56,646 I walked right into that one. 705 00:46:56,731 --> 00:46:59,649 It's gonna be a cinch explaining the rest of this to you. 706 00:46:59,734 --> 00:47:00,901 I catch on quick. 707 00:47:00,985 --> 00:47:02,777 You're thinking of a rodeo. 708 00:47:03,613 --> 00:47:06,364 Look, Einstein. Here's Cocoanut Manor. 709 00:47:06,491 --> 00:47:08,783 No matter what you say, this is Cocoanut Manor. 710 00:47:08,868 --> 00:47:12,871 Here's Cocoanut Manor. Here's Cocoanut Heights. That's a swamp. 711 00:47:14,415 --> 00:47:18,043 Right over here, where the road forks, that's Cocoanut Junction. 712 00:47:18,252 --> 00:47:20,295 Where have you got Cocoanut Custard? 713 00:47:20,421 --> 00:47:22,464 That's on one of the forks. 714 00:47:22,548 --> 00:47:24,174 You probably eat with your knife, 715 00:47:24,300 --> 00:47:25,884 so you needn't worry about that. 716 00:47:25,968 --> 00:47:28,553 Here is the main road leading out of Cocoanut Manor. 717 00:47:28,638 --> 00:47:30,555 That's the road I wish you were on. 718 00:47:30,723 --> 00:47:33,975 Over here, on this site, we're gonna build an eye and ear hospital. 719 00:47:34,060 --> 00:47:36,436 This is gonna be a sight for sore eyes. 720 00:47:36,771 --> 00:47:38,605 You understand? That's fine. 721 00:47:38,689 --> 00:47:41,650 Right over here, this is the residential section. 722 00:47:41,734 --> 00:47:43,360 People live there? 723 00:47:43,486 --> 00:47:45,070 No, that's the stockyards. 724 00:47:46,072 --> 00:47:48,490 All along here, this is the riverfront. 725 00:47:48,574 --> 00:47:52,244 And all along the river, those are all levees. 726 00:47:52,537 --> 00:47:54,621 That's the Jewish neighborhood? 727 00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:58,208 Well, we'll pass over that. 728 00:47:58,459 --> 00:48:00,293 You're a peach, boy. 729 00:48:00,419 --> 00:48:02,587 Here is a little peninsula, and here 730 00:48:02,755 --> 00:48:04,923 is a viaduct leading over to the mainland. 731 00:48:05,091 --> 00:48:06,299 Why a duck? 732 00:48:06,425 --> 00:48:07,676 I'm all right. How are you? 733 00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:09,678 Here is a little peninsula, and here's 734 00:48:09,804 --> 00:48:11,680 a viaduct leading over to the mainland. 735 00:48:11,764 --> 00:48:13,723 All right. Why a duck? 736 00:48:14,267 --> 00:48:16,977 I'm not playing Ask Me Another. I say that's a viaduct. 737 00:48:17,103 --> 00:48:19,938 All right. Why a duck? Why no chicken? 738 00:48:21,107 --> 00:48:23,984 I don't know why no chicken. I'm a stranger here myself. 739 00:48:24,068 --> 00:48:25,694 All I know is that it's a viaduct. 740 00:48:25,778 --> 00:48:29,364 You try to cross over there in a chicken and you'll find out viaduct. 741 00:48:29,448 --> 00:48:30,907 I no go someplace... 742 00:48:31,033 --> 00:48:32,492 It's deep water, that's why a duck. 743 00:48:32,577 --> 00:48:34,452 Deep water. That's why a duck. 744 00:48:34,579 --> 00:48:37,038 Look, rube, suppose you were out horseback riding, 745 00:48:37,123 --> 00:48:39,583 you came to that stream and wanted to ford over. 746 00:48:39,667 --> 00:48:41,543 You couldn't make it. It's too deep. 747 00:48:41,627 --> 00:48:44,462 What do you want with a Ford if you got a horse? 748 00:48:45,006 --> 00:48:46,881 I'm sorry the matter ever came up. 749 00:48:46,966 --> 00:48:48,383 All I know is that it's a viaduct. 750 00:48:48,467 --> 00:48:49,551 Look, all right. 751 00:48:49,635 --> 00:48:52,429 I catch on to why a horse, why a chicken, why this, why that. 752 00:48:52,513 --> 00:48:54,097 I no catch on to why a duck. 753 00:48:55,057 --> 00:48:57,517 I was only fooling. 754 00:48:57,602 --> 00:49:00,061 They're gonna build a tunnel there in the morning. 755 00:49:00,146 --> 00:49:01,813 Now is that clear to you? 756 00:49:01,939 --> 00:49:03,565 Yes, everything except why a duck. 757 00:49:03,649 --> 00:49:06,693 That's fine. Then we can go ahead with this thing. 758 00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:09,029 I'm gonna take you and show you our cemetery. 759 00:49:09,155 --> 00:49:10,780 I've got a waiting list of 50 people 760 00:49:10,865 --> 00:49:12,866 just dying to get in. But I like you. 761 00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:14,242 You're my friend. 762 00:49:14,368 --> 00:49:15,702 I'm gonna shove you in ahead of them. 763 00:49:15,786 --> 00:49:17,078 I know you like me. 764 00:49:17,204 --> 00:49:18,538 I'll see you get a steady position. 765 00:49:18,623 --> 00:49:21,499 That's good. And if I can arrange it, it'll be horizontal. 766 00:49:21,626 --> 00:49:24,044 So at the auction, if somebody says $100... 767 00:49:24,128 --> 00:49:25,128 I say $200. 768 00:49:25,212 --> 00:49:27,088 That's grand. If somebody says $200... 769 00:49:27,173 --> 00:49:28,548 I say $300. That's great. 770 00:49:28,674 --> 00:49:30,091 You know how to get down there? 771 00:49:30,217 --> 00:49:31,676 No, I don't. 772 00:49:31,844 --> 00:49:34,220 You go down that narrow path there 773 00:49:34,305 --> 00:49:37,015 until you come to that little jungle there. See it? 774 00:49:37,224 --> 00:49:39,100 Where those thatched palms are? Yes. 775 00:49:39,185 --> 00:49:43,688 Then there's a little clearing there with a wire fence around it. 776 00:49:43,814 --> 00:49:45,190 You see that wire fence there? 777 00:49:45,316 --> 00:49:46,691 All right. Why a fence? 778 00:49:46,817 --> 00:49:49,361 No, we're not gonna go all through that again. 779 00:49:49,487 --> 00:49:51,029 Come with me and I'll fix you up. 780 00:49:54,700 --> 00:49:58,328 I know what you mean. Bid them up. One say $100, $200. 781 00:49:58,412 --> 00:50:01,498 If somebody says $100, you say $200. They say $200, you say $300. 782 00:50:01,582 --> 00:50:03,375 Help me do this, you can have anything you got. 783 00:50:03,459 --> 00:50:04,626 I got nothing. 784 00:50:04,752 --> 00:50:05,960 Be alert. That's it. 785 00:50:06,045 --> 00:50:08,129 Be alert, or papa don't go out at all. 786 00:50:08,214 --> 00:50:11,216 I be alert. I don't know what it is, but I be it. 787 00:50:12,134 --> 00:50:14,177 All ye suckers who are gonna get trimmed, 788 00:50:14,303 --> 00:50:16,388 step this way for the big swindle. 789 00:50:16,472 --> 00:50:18,932 Ladies and gentlemen, before proceeding 790 00:50:19,016 --> 00:50:19,974 with the day's main business, 791 00:50:20,059 --> 00:50:22,560 which is the selling of these lots at any price, 792 00:50:22,645 --> 00:50:25,480 we're gonna have a little entertainment. Very little. 793 00:50:25,564 --> 00:50:27,565 I want to present to you Miss Polly Potter, 794 00:50:27,692 --> 00:50:29,651 the best-paying guest in the hotel. 795 00:50:29,735 --> 00:50:32,320 In fact, the only paying guest in the hotel. 796 00:50:32,405 --> 00:50:36,074 She will sing for you and for me, too. Miss Potter. 797 00:50:38,786 --> 00:50:43,748 ♪ Monkeys upon a tree Never are very blue 798 00:50:43,999 --> 00:50:48,753 ♪ They never seem to be under par That is true 799 00:50:48,921 --> 00:50:53,800 ♪ Not like the ones you see on a bar in the zoo 800 00:50:54,260 --> 00:50:59,139 ♪ Monkeys upon a tree do the monkey doodle doo 801 00:51:00,850 --> 00:51:03,601 ♪ Among the mangoes where the monkey tangos 802 00:51:03,686 --> 00:51:07,939 ♪ You can see them do the little monkey doodle do 803 00:51:11,193 --> 00:51:15,947 ♪ A little monkey playing on his one key gives them all the cue 804 00:51:16,157 --> 00:51:18,450 ♪ To do the monkey doodle do 805 00:51:19,827 --> 00:51:24,706 ♪ Let me take you by the hand over to the jungle band 806 00:51:25,207 --> 00:51:29,502 ♪ If you're too old for dancing get yourself a monkey gland 807 00:51:29,587 --> 00:51:34,507 ♪ And then let's go my little dearie Here's the Darwin theory 808 00:51:34,717 --> 00:51:38,762 ♪ Telling me and you to do the monkey doodle doo ♪ 809 00:51:40,139 --> 00:51:42,682 (FAST-PACED INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC) 810 00:52:46,914 --> 00:52:49,958 (FAST-PACED INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC CONTINUES) 811 00:54:09,622 --> 00:54:12,624 (FAST-PACED INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC INTENSIFIES) 812 00:54:44,490 --> 00:54:46,658 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 813 00:54:46,784 --> 00:54:49,661 That's Florida, folks: singing, dancing, and entertainment. 814 00:54:49,745 --> 00:54:51,996 After the entertainment, there'll be sandwiches. 815 00:54:52,081 --> 00:54:54,874 But if there are no lots sold, there will be no sandwiches. 816 00:54:54,959 --> 00:54:59,170 Florida, folks. Sunshine. Perpetual sunshine all the year around. 817 00:54:59,254 --> 00:55:01,839 Let's get the auction started before we get a tornado. 818 00:55:01,924 --> 00:55:03,800 Right this way. Step forward, everybody. 819 00:55:03,884 --> 00:55:07,095 You are now in Cocoanut Manor, one of the finest cities in Florida. 820 00:55:07,179 --> 00:55:09,889 We still need a few finishing touches, but who doesn't? 821 00:55:10,015 --> 00:55:11,849 This is a residential district. 822 00:55:12,017 --> 00:55:13,851 Every lot is a stone's throw from the station. 823 00:55:13,978 --> 00:55:16,521 When they throw enough stones, we'll build a station. 824 00:55:16,605 --> 00:55:19,190 800 wonderful residences will be built right here. 825 00:55:19,274 --> 00:55:22,735 They're as good as up. Better. You can have any kind of home you want. 826 00:55:22,861 --> 00:55:25,279 You can even get stucco. How you can get stuck, oh. 827 00:55:25,406 --> 00:55:27,782 Now is the time to buy while the new boom is on. 828 00:55:27,866 --> 00:55:30,576 Remember that old saying? "A new boom sweeps clean." 829 00:55:30,703 --> 00:55:33,705 And don't forget the guarantee: my personal guarantee. 830 00:55:33,831 --> 00:55:37,709 If these lots don't double in value in a year, I don't know what you can do. 831 00:55:37,793 --> 00:55:42,380 We'll take lot number 20, right at the corner of DeSota Avenue. 832 00:55:42,506 --> 00:55:45,717 You all know who DeSota was. He discovered a body of water. 833 00:55:45,843 --> 00:55:49,470 You've all heard of the water they named after him: DeSota Water. 834 00:55:49,555 --> 00:55:52,306 Now this lot has a 20-foot frontage, a 14-foot 835 00:55:52,391 --> 00:55:54,142 backage and a mighty fine garbage. 836 00:55:54,226 --> 00:55:56,144 Now what am I offered for this lot? 837 00:55:56,270 --> 00:55:58,187 Anything at all, anything at all. 838 00:55:58,731 --> 00:56:00,148 $200. 839 00:56:00,399 --> 00:56:03,568 A gentleman bids $200. Who'll say 300? 840 00:56:03,694 --> 00:56:04,902 $300. 841 00:56:07,072 --> 00:56:09,866 Another gentleman says $300. Do I hear $400? 842 00:56:10,159 --> 00:56:11,409 $400. 843 00:56:14,038 --> 00:56:15,830 Well, the auction is practically over. 844 00:56:16,623 --> 00:56:17,749 It's all over but the shooting. 845 00:56:17,833 --> 00:56:18,916 I'll attend to that later. 846 00:56:19,084 --> 00:56:20,168 $500. 847 00:56:21,503 --> 00:56:22,754 Do I hear $600? 848 00:56:22,921 --> 00:56:24,213 $600. 849 00:56:24,423 --> 00:56:25,840 Sold for $600. 850 00:56:26,091 --> 00:56:29,260 Wrap up that lot and put some poison ivy on it. 851 00:56:29,428 --> 00:56:32,930 Well, I came out even on that one. That was a big success. 852 00:56:33,849 --> 00:56:37,894 One more success like that, and I'll sell my body to a medical institute. 853 00:56:38,270 --> 00:56:40,104 Now, we'll take lot number 21. 854 00:56:40,189 --> 00:56:42,065 There it is, right over there, folks. 855 00:56:42,191 --> 00:56:44,025 Right where that cocoanut tree is. 856 00:56:44,109 --> 00:56:46,027 What am I offered for lot number 21 ? 857 00:56:46,111 --> 00:56:47,111 $200. 858 00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:50,364 My friend, there's over $200 worth of milk in those cocoanuts. 859 00:56:50,449 --> 00:56:52,950 And what milk. Milk from contented cow-conuts. 860 00:56:53,202 --> 00:56:54,702 Who'll say 300? $300. 861 00:56:54,787 --> 00:56:55,787 $400. $400. 862 00:56:55,913 --> 00:56:57,121 $500. $500. 863 00:56:57,206 --> 00:57:00,416 $600, $700, $800, what the heck I care? 864 00:57:00,793 --> 00:57:03,211 What the heck do you care? But how about me? 865 00:57:03,295 --> 00:57:05,588 Sold to What The Heck for $800. 866 00:57:06,799 --> 00:57:08,883 I hope all your teeth have cavities. 867 00:57:08,967 --> 00:57:12,136 And don't forget: Abscess makes the heart grow fonder. 868 00:57:13,597 --> 00:57:16,307 When he said "why a duck," I should have smelled a rat. 869 00:57:16,475 --> 00:57:18,684 I did, but I didn't know who it was. 870 00:57:19,812 --> 00:57:21,479 Now, we'll take lot number 22. 871 00:57:21,647 --> 00:57:24,273 What am I offered for lot number 22? $100. 872 00:57:24,358 --> 00:57:26,192 Sold for $100... $200. 873 00:57:28,153 --> 00:57:31,239 Believe me, you gotta get up early if you wanna get out of bed. 874 00:57:31,323 --> 00:57:32,490 Now, we'll take lot number 23. 875 00:57:32,658 --> 00:57:33,825 $200. 876 00:57:34,201 --> 00:57:37,078 What are you gonna do with all these lots? Play lottos? 877 00:57:37,162 --> 00:57:38,830 Who'll say $300? $400. 878 00:57:38,956 --> 00:57:40,623 $400. Do I hear $500? 879 00:57:40,707 --> 00:57:42,500 $500. Sold to this gentleman... 880 00:57:42,626 --> 00:57:44,168 $600. $700. 881 00:57:44,294 --> 00:57:46,337 $700. Sold to this gentleman... 882 00:57:46,505 --> 00:57:48,172 $800. Do I hear $900? 883 00:57:48,298 --> 00:57:49,674 HAMMER: Do I hear nine? 884 00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:51,175 CHICO: You hear nine, you'll hear 10. 885 00:57:51,593 --> 00:57:54,303 If I hear 10, you'll hear plenty. 886 00:57:54,388 --> 00:57:57,390 Do I hear nine? Will the gentleman who said seven say nine? 887 00:57:57,516 --> 00:58:00,393 Will he say seven again? Will you say six? 888 00:58:00,519 --> 00:58:03,062 He say six, I say seven. He say seven, I say eight. 889 00:58:03,147 --> 00:58:05,940 He say eight, I say nine. I got a plenty of numbers left. 890 00:58:06,024 --> 00:58:08,442 When I start, I no stop for nothing. I bid them up. 891 00:58:08,527 --> 00:58:10,903 I go higher. Higher all the time. 892 00:58:11,029 --> 00:58:13,489 You'll go higher when I get a hold of you. 893 00:58:13,574 --> 00:58:15,575 Sold to Hiawatha for $800. 894 00:58:16,034 --> 00:58:18,494 Get away from that tree before it dies. 895 00:58:27,379 --> 00:58:28,504 MAN: $50. HAMMER: Sold for... 896 00:58:28,589 --> 00:58:29,839 CHICO: $200! 897 00:58:29,923 --> 00:58:31,716 Too late! 898 00:58:33,260 --> 00:58:35,803 We'll take lot number 25, right where you're standing. 899 00:58:35,888 --> 00:58:38,472 Get your feet off this. You're getting it all dirty. 900 00:58:38,557 --> 00:58:40,975 This lot doesn't look very big on top, 901 00:58:41,101 --> 00:58:43,519 but it's all yours for as cheap as it can go. 902 00:58:43,604 --> 00:58:46,105 What am I offered for lot number 25? Anything at all. 903 00:58:46,231 --> 00:58:48,316 Who'll start it off? Anyone at all? 904 00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:49,692 Anyone... 905 00:58:50,569 --> 00:58:52,737 What's become of Peter Rabbit? 906 00:58:53,906 --> 00:58:55,907 What am I offered for lot 25? 907 00:58:56,116 --> 00:58:59,619 Come on, folks. You know you're allowed to bid. This is a free country. 908 00:58:59,745 --> 00:59:01,704 What am I offered for lot 25? 909 00:59:02,748 --> 00:59:04,540 What's the offer for lot 25 and a year's 910 00:59:04,666 --> 00:59:06,459 subscription to Youth's Companion? 911 00:59:06,585 --> 00:59:08,419 Will somebody take a year's subscription? 912 00:59:08,545 --> 00:59:10,338 I'm trying to work through college. 913 00:59:10,422 --> 00:59:13,925 Will somebody take a six-month subscription? I'll go to high school. 914 00:59:14,051 --> 00:59:16,385 Does anybody wanna buy a lead pencil? 915 00:59:16,887 --> 00:59:19,805 I'll wrestle anybody in the crowd for $5. 916 00:59:21,433 --> 00:59:23,976 If there's no more bidding, I might as well quit. 917 00:59:24,102 --> 00:59:27,480 What's the matter with you people? Don't you wanna make money? 918 00:59:27,606 --> 00:59:31,609 I'm gonna try one more lot, and if I don't dispose of this, I'll fold up. 919 00:59:31,735 --> 00:59:35,279 I'm gonna take lot number 26, the star lot of the whole proceedings. 920 00:59:35,405 --> 00:59:38,741 Right there near the stump of that tree overlooking the oceanfront. 921 00:59:38,825 --> 00:59:42,078 One of the finest sites in Florida. Now somebody make me an offer. 922 00:59:42,162 --> 00:59:43,829 BOB: $200. MAN: $300. 923 00:59:44,998 --> 00:59:46,123 Who'll say 400? 924 00:59:46,291 --> 00:59:47,375 $400. 925 00:59:47,459 --> 00:59:50,836 Now do I hear... Keep Winnie the Pooh out of here. He'll ruin me. 926 00:59:50,963 --> 00:59:52,797 Who'll say $500? $500. 927 00:59:52,923 --> 00:59:54,298 $600? Come on... $800. 928 00:59:54,424 --> 00:59:57,093 $800. Now there's a gentleman with a vision. 929 00:59:57,261 --> 01:00:00,012 And a nice haircut. Who'll say $1,000? 930 01:00:00,138 --> 01:00:01,180 $1,000. 931 01:00:01,306 --> 01:00:04,725 A gentleman with double vision and a better haircut. Who'll say $1, 100? 932 01:00:04,810 --> 01:00:06,560 $1, 100. A gentleman with astigmatism. 933 01:00:06,645 --> 01:00:07,770 $1,200? Come on, now, $1,200? 934 01:00:07,896 --> 01:00:09,021 $1,200. 935 01:00:09,147 --> 01:00:11,357 Hail and farewell. Who'll say $1,300? 936 01:00:11,483 --> 01:00:12,942 HAMMER: $1,300. HARVEY: I'll bid... 937 01:00:13,026 --> 01:00:15,152 HAMMER: $1,300? Do I hear $1,300? 938 01:00:15,862 --> 01:00:18,281 $1,200? Once, twice... 939 01:00:18,365 --> 01:00:22,159 Sold to Mr. Adams for $1,200. A fine of property you've got there, buddy. 940 01:00:22,286 --> 01:00:24,036 Bob, you got it. Make a note of that. 941 01:00:24,162 --> 01:00:25,538 What happened? 942 01:00:25,664 --> 01:00:27,081 I protest against that. 943 01:00:27,165 --> 01:00:27,999 I didn't have a chance to bid. 944 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:28,666 I didn't have a chance to bid. 945 01:00:28,792 --> 01:00:31,836 What do you mean? I don't discriminate. 946 01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:34,088 You had the same opportunity as anybody else. 947 01:00:34,172 --> 01:00:37,925 Mr. Hammer. I've been robbed. 948 01:00:38,510 --> 01:00:39,719 HAMMER: What? Robbed? 949 01:00:39,845 --> 01:00:42,972 MRS. POTTER: My necklace in your hotel. POLLY: Oh, Mother. 950 01:00:43,557 --> 01:00:46,058 It's worth $100,000. 951 01:00:47,394 --> 01:00:48,561 HAMMER: Was it valuable? 952 01:00:48,687 --> 01:00:52,273 Was it valuable? I'll give a $1,000 reward for its return. 953 01:00:52,357 --> 01:00:55,443 This little lady has lost a necklace worth $100,000 954 01:00:55,527 --> 01:00:57,653 and she offers $1,000 reward for its return. 955 01:00:57,738 --> 01:00:58,779 CHICO: $2,000. 956 01:00:58,905 --> 01:00:59,947 HAMMER: Sold for $2,000. 957 01:01:00,032 --> 01:01:01,115 HAMMER: Make a note of that. 958 01:01:01,241 --> 01:01:02,283 HENNESSEY: Coming through. 959 01:01:02,367 --> 01:01:04,035 I'll take charge of this. 960 01:01:04,953 --> 01:01:08,205 All you people get back and give us plenty of room and keep quiet. 961 01:01:08,290 --> 01:01:09,582 HENNESSEY: Cut that out. 962 01:01:09,708 --> 01:01:11,042 CHICO: Come on. Get back, everyone. 963 01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:14,170 CHICO: What's the matter? He hurt you? 964 01:01:14,254 --> 01:01:16,505 What's the matter? No push, boy. 965 01:01:16,590 --> 01:01:18,341 CHICO: Come on. 966 01:01:18,425 --> 01:01:20,509 All right. Start fighting. Go on. 967 01:01:20,594 --> 01:01:22,386 (CHICO MUMBLING) 968 01:01:23,847 --> 01:01:25,848 Mr. Hammer, what's the matter with him? 969 01:01:25,932 --> 01:01:28,768 I don't know where he's from. He hasn't any license on him. 970 01:01:28,852 --> 01:01:30,394 MRS. POTTER: What is it? What? 971 01:01:33,774 --> 01:01:37,109 MRS. POTTER: Yes, that's it. You dear man. 972 01:01:38,153 --> 01:01:39,862 I'm so happy. 973 01:01:39,946 --> 01:01:41,989 I must kiss you again. 974 01:01:42,407 --> 01:01:45,117 So that's it. I saw you in that room last night. 975 01:01:45,243 --> 01:01:47,244 Grabbing off stuff for the reward, eh? 976 01:01:47,329 --> 01:01:48,871 Now then, you, come clean. 977 01:01:49,748 --> 01:01:51,415 Let go of that. 978 01:01:52,125 --> 01:01:54,752 CHICO: All right. Leave him go. Come on. Leave him go. 979 01:01:55,962 --> 01:01:58,089 How did you know that necklace was there? 980 01:01:58,340 --> 01:02:00,883 Officer, may I make a suggestion? What is it? 981 01:02:00,967 --> 01:02:04,845 Maybe the gentleman who bought this lot might know something about it. 982 01:02:04,930 --> 01:02:06,764 Why was he so anxious to buy it? 983 01:02:06,932 --> 01:02:08,766 Why did you buy this lot? 984 01:02:09,768 --> 01:02:10,976 None of your business. 985 01:02:11,103 --> 01:02:12,269 He is a desperate character. 986 01:02:12,437 --> 01:02:13,646 Mother, he isn't. 987 01:02:13,772 --> 01:02:15,773 Whenever a fella won't say anything, 988 01:02:15,899 --> 01:02:17,942 it's generally on account of a woman. 989 01:02:18,026 --> 01:02:19,193 Who is she? 990 01:02:19,319 --> 01:02:20,528 None of your business. 991 01:02:20,946 --> 01:02:22,446 I won't say a word. 992 01:02:22,781 --> 01:02:24,532 You won't say anything. 993 01:02:24,699 --> 01:02:26,033 This guy's letting on to be a dummy. 994 01:02:26,118 --> 01:02:27,201 (HORN TOOTING) 995 01:02:34,543 --> 01:02:37,294 This bird you can't understand when he does talk. 996 01:02:37,379 --> 01:02:39,713 Is there anybody here who will talk? 997 01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:42,174 I will, but I can't think of anything. 998 01:02:42,300 --> 01:02:45,594 Well, if you won't tell me about it, you'll tell somebody else. 999 01:02:45,679 --> 01:02:46,929 Wait a minute. You mean... 1000 01:02:47,055 --> 01:02:48,264 That's enough. Come on. 1001 01:02:48,348 --> 01:02:49,640 Please don't take him. 1002 01:02:49,766 --> 01:02:51,058 What? 1003 01:02:51,476 --> 01:02:53,144 I didn't want you to steal it, Bob. 1004 01:02:53,311 --> 01:02:55,020 I had no idea that you'd do it. 1005 01:02:55,147 --> 01:02:56,689 I feel awful. 1006 01:02:56,815 --> 01:02:58,399 What are you talking about? 1007 01:02:58,733 --> 01:03:00,818 Bob, what does she mean? Polly. 1008 01:03:01,486 --> 01:03:02,653 HENNESSEY: So that's it. 1009 01:03:02,779 --> 01:03:03,946 PENELOPE: It's all my fault. 1010 01:03:04,030 --> 01:03:06,282 I had no idea he'd think that I meant it. 1011 01:03:06,366 --> 01:03:08,868 I didn't want you to do it. I just meant 1012 01:03:08,952 --> 01:03:10,744 that you could give me one like it. 1013 01:03:10,829 --> 01:03:13,080 Wait a minute. Are you accusing me 1014 01:03:13,165 --> 01:03:14,665 of taking Mrs. Potter's necklace? 1015 01:03:14,749 --> 01:03:16,834 I'm taking all the blame myself. 1016 01:03:17,043 --> 01:03:19,920 I was joking, and you took me seriously. 1017 01:03:20,088 --> 01:03:23,424 When you told me you'd taken it, I just couldn't believe it. 1018 01:03:23,508 --> 01:03:25,176 Told you I'd taken what? 1019 01:03:25,594 --> 01:03:27,428 Why, Polly, she's out of her mind. 1020 01:03:27,512 --> 01:03:30,097 It sounds quite plausible to me. Mother. 1021 01:03:30,182 --> 01:03:33,767 He didn't know what he was doing. I begged him to take it back. 1022 01:03:34,352 --> 01:03:37,062 Say, I'm not gonna stand for anymore of this. 1023 01:03:37,564 --> 01:03:39,773 Why, the whole thing is ridiculous. 1024 01:03:39,900 --> 01:03:41,400 It's absurd. 1025 01:03:42,527 --> 01:03:45,362 Do you people really think for one moment that... 1026 01:03:47,741 --> 01:03:49,950 I don't care what you think, any of you. 1027 01:03:50,035 --> 01:03:52,453 Polly, you know it's a lie, don't you? 1028 01:03:52,537 --> 01:03:56,373 It was just a harmless flirtation, and then he lost his head. 1029 01:03:56,583 --> 01:03:57,625 Don't you know it's a lie? 1030 01:03:57,751 --> 01:03:58,792 Of course I do. 1031 01:03:58,877 --> 01:04:01,086 I wouldn't believe a silly story like that. 1032 01:04:01,213 --> 01:04:03,380 Polly. Mother, I don't believe it. 1033 01:04:03,757 --> 01:04:06,926 Mr. Adams, I must ask you never to speak to my daughter again. 1034 01:04:07,010 --> 01:04:08,552 Bob, I'm going with you. 1035 01:04:08,720 --> 01:04:10,304 You'll stay here. 1036 01:04:10,388 --> 01:04:13,766 Yes, Polly. You stay here. 1037 01:04:14,643 --> 01:04:16,685 It's only for a little while. 1038 01:04:16,770 --> 01:04:18,103 The whole thing is ridiculous. 1039 01:04:18,230 --> 01:04:19,563 HENNESSEY: You're ready? 1040 01:04:23,985 --> 01:04:25,152 Yes. 1041 01:04:25,403 --> 01:04:26,570 PENELOPE: I'm so sorry, Bob. 1042 01:04:28,198 --> 01:04:30,074 Don't keep it up any longer. 1043 01:04:30,617 --> 01:04:31,659 All right. 1044 01:04:31,743 --> 01:04:34,495 I'll have a confession out of him in half an hour. Come on, you. 1045 01:04:34,579 --> 01:04:36,163 MRS. POTTER: Will you come back here? 1046 01:04:36,289 --> 01:04:37,873 HAMMER: Now, we take lot number 27. 1047 01:04:37,958 --> 01:04:40,834 I've been so unsuccessful in disposing these other lots 1048 01:04:40,919 --> 01:04:43,796 that I'll give a half a pound of tea with every lot I sell. 1049 01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:45,923 There's one way to wipe out this disgrace. 1050 01:04:46,007 --> 01:04:49,593 You must make people forget that you ever knew this young man. 1051 01:04:49,761 --> 01:04:51,762 Mother! What are you saying? 1052 01:04:51,888 --> 01:04:55,349 You see what's come of your way. Now I'm going to have mine. 1053 01:04:55,934 --> 01:04:57,518 Mr. Yates? Yes, Mrs. Potter? 1054 01:04:57,602 --> 01:04:59,937 MRS. POTTER: My daughter has reconsidered her answer. 1055 01:05:00,063 --> 01:05:01,105 Mother. 1056 01:05:01,231 --> 01:05:03,774 MRS. POTTER: Your engagement will be announced tonight. 1057 01:05:04,109 --> 01:05:05,943 That's wonderful, Polly. 1058 01:05:06,069 --> 01:05:07,528 I shall give a dinner at the hotel... 1059 01:05:07,654 --> 01:05:09,154 A dinner? 1060 01:05:09,239 --> 01:05:11,198 You want the 30 or the 40-cent dinner? 1061 01:05:11,283 --> 01:05:12,408 You may invite everyone... 1062 01:05:12,492 --> 01:05:15,035 It's 50 with Jell-O, and how you can Jell-O. 1063 01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:16,453 In honor of the engagement of 1064 01:05:16,538 --> 01:05:19,039 my daughter to Mr. Harvey Yates. 1065 01:05:19,124 --> 01:05:21,875 Let me be the last to congratulate you, and you, too. 1066 01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:24,795 I'm sure you'll have a very dismal wedding. 1067 01:05:25,005 --> 01:05:26,755 MAN: Congratulations, Yates. 1068 01:05:26,881 --> 01:05:28,632 WOMAN: Congratulations, Polly. 1069 01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:31,135 (PEOPLE CHATTERING EXCITEDLY) 1070 01:05:39,978 --> 01:05:40,978 Coming, Polly? 1071 01:05:41,146 --> 01:05:42,104 In a minute. 1072 01:05:42,188 --> 01:05:43,480 Please go ahead. 1073 01:05:43,648 --> 01:05:44,898 Why, what's the matter, dear? 1074 01:05:44,983 --> 01:05:47,610 Nothing. Please go. 1075 01:05:47,986 --> 01:05:50,279 All right. I'll wait for you. 1076 01:05:51,656 --> 01:05:53,824 (SOMBER INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC) 1077 01:05:54,159 --> 01:05:55,618 (SOBBING) 1078 01:07:10,944 --> 01:07:13,862 You got the key? That's fine. Wait, look. 1079 01:07:13,947 --> 01:07:17,908 I got the saw. You gotta get something. We get Bob out. Hurry up. 1080 01:07:24,874 --> 01:07:26,291 CHICO: Bob! 1081 01:07:26,584 --> 01:07:29,253 How do you do? Hello. What are you doing here? 1082 01:07:29,337 --> 01:07:30,796 I didn't know they allowed visitors. 1083 01:07:30,922 --> 01:07:32,423 We come to get you out. 1084 01:07:32,507 --> 01:07:33,757 We gotta be quick. 1085 01:07:33,883 --> 01:07:35,092 You shouldn't have bothered. 1086 01:07:35,176 --> 01:07:36,677 I might as well stay here. 1087 01:07:36,803 --> 01:07:38,345 You gotta come out. 1088 01:07:38,430 --> 01:07:39,638 Polly, she wants you. 1089 01:07:39,764 --> 01:07:40,973 Polly wants me? 1090 01:07:41,099 --> 01:07:44,059 She gotta have you because tonight she's gonna be engaged. 1091 01:07:44,144 --> 01:07:45,185 Engaged? 1092 01:07:45,270 --> 01:07:48,814 Gonna be married. Mrs. Potter, she's gonna give a big engagement dinner. 1093 01:07:48,940 --> 01:07:50,107 To who? 1094 01:07:50,233 --> 01:07:51,358 To Polly. He's engaged to Polly. 1095 01:07:51,443 --> 01:07:52,860 Everybody's gonna be there. You, too. 1096 01:07:52,986 --> 01:07:54,403 Polly's gonna marry Yates? 1097 01:07:54,487 --> 01:07:55,571 That's right. 1098 01:07:55,697 --> 01:07:56,780 Get me out of here quick. 1099 01:07:56,865 --> 01:08:00,534 Wait. We get you out. Hey, paisan. Bring in the... Come on. Hurry up. Quick. 1100 01:08:03,997 --> 01:08:05,456 (CLANKING) 1101 01:08:12,756 --> 01:08:14,256 CHICO: Now we get you out. 1102 01:08:15,717 --> 01:08:18,802 Thanks. I don't want anything to eat. Not at a time like this. 1103 01:08:18,887 --> 01:08:20,179 Hurry up. Get me out of here. 1104 01:08:20,305 --> 01:08:21,638 CHICO: We get you out. 1105 01:08:25,977 --> 01:08:27,895 What's the matter? What did you do? 1106 01:08:27,979 --> 01:08:29,229 Come on. Break the lock. 1107 01:08:29,355 --> 01:08:30,647 Come on. Hurry. 1108 01:08:31,983 --> 01:08:34,485 What's the matter with you? Come on. 1109 01:08:36,362 --> 01:08:38,572 Stop fighting! This is no time to fight. 1110 01:08:38,656 --> 01:08:41,033 Come on. Hurry up. Get me out of here, quick. 1111 01:08:41,159 --> 01:08:42,868 Come on. Hurry. 1112 01:08:46,831 --> 01:08:47,956 (BOB CHUCKLING) 1113 01:08:48,041 --> 01:08:50,417 CHICO: Come on. Hurry up, Bob. Everybody's away. 1114 01:08:55,673 --> 01:08:57,257 (HORN TOOTING) 1115 01:09:06,434 --> 01:09:08,060 (PHONE RINGING) 1116 01:09:10,021 --> 01:09:12,773 Is that so? Well, I'll attend to that. 1117 01:09:13,525 --> 01:09:14,608 Boy. 1118 01:09:15,693 --> 01:09:18,487 It's reported that a poker game going on in room 420. 1119 01:09:18,571 --> 01:09:19,988 Go up and see if you can get me a seat. 1120 01:09:20,073 --> 01:09:21,073 Yes, sir. 1121 01:09:24,828 --> 01:09:26,495 (HARPO WHISTLES) 1122 01:09:27,705 --> 01:09:29,414 All right. I'll be right over. 1123 01:09:29,499 --> 01:09:32,417 All right, Bob. The coast is clear. Nobody around. 1124 01:09:35,380 --> 01:09:38,549 Here he is. We got him. We got him all right. 1125 01:09:39,050 --> 01:09:40,801 Hello. Are you out on parole? 1126 01:09:40,927 --> 01:09:42,678 These gentlemen helped me to get out. 1127 01:09:42,762 --> 01:09:46,139 I'm ever so much obliged to you. They told me it was your idea. 1128 01:09:46,224 --> 01:09:47,975 I can't begin to thank you. 1129 01:09:48,101 --> 01:09:49,852 Maybe you do as much for me sometime. 1130 01:09:49,936 --> 01:09:51,895 Well, arrivederci. Good-bye. 1131 01:09:52,021 --> 01:09:53,981 I can't begin to thank you. 1132 01:09:57,527 --> 01:09:59,111 (BOB CHUCKLING) 1133 01:10:05,743 --> 01:10:07,494 Why, that's polygamy. 1134 01:10:07,745 --> 01:10:10,372 Believe me, it's no fun being in jail. 1135 01:10:10,456 --> 01:10:13,542 Jail is no place for a young fella. There's no advancement. 1136 01:10:13,626 --> 01:10:15,460 But seriously, you know that story 1137 01:10:15,587 --> 01:10:17,462 of Penelope's was all a lie, don't you? 1138 01:10:17,589 --> 01:10:21,592 What's the use of worrying? You're gone today and here tomorrow. 1139 01:10:21,676 --> 01:10:24,094 But you know it was a lie. How am I gonna prove it? 1140 01:10:24,178 --> 01:10:25,178 (HARPO WHISTLES) 1141 01:10:25,263 --> 01:10:26,430 BOB: What is it? 1142 01:10:30,643 --> 01:10:33,228 "Silent Red wanted by the police." 1143 01:10:37,358 --> 01:10:38,525 (CLATTERING) 1144 01:10:38,610 --> 01:10:39,902 HAMMER: What's going on here? 1145 01:10:40,445 --> 01:10:41,904 (LOUD CLATTERING) 1146 01:10:42,030 --> 01:10:44,781 HAMMER: Everything's been dropping from on high here. 1147 01:10:45,617 --> 01:10:46,783 HAMMER: Grapefruit. 1148 01:10:56,461 --> 01:10:57,753 (HAMMER CLEARS THROAT) 1149 01:10:57,837 --> 01:10:59,713 I hope I still got my underwear on. 1150 01:11:02,508 --> 01:11:03,634 You know... 1151 01:11:06,179 --> 01:11:08,472 Come here with that. I felt kind of flimsy. 1152 01:11:09,807 --> 01:11:11,016 Bob. Yes, sir. 1153 01:11:11,142 --> 01:11:13,143 Go upstairs and count the rooms. 1154 01:11:13,227 --> 01:11:15,479 I think the third floor is missing. 1155 01:11:16,189 --> 01:11:19,524 I'll put this stuff in here until I get ready to go upstairs. 1156 01:11:19,651 --> 01:11:22,319 Wait just a moment. "Blackstone Hotel, Chicago"... 1157 01:11:22,403 --> 01:11:24,988 "Statler Hotel, Cleveland"? Those are mine. 1158 01:11:25,823 --> 01:11:27,074 Can you imagine that? 1159 01:11:28,493 --> 01:11:29,534 (WHISTLES) 1160 01:11:33,081 --> 01:11:35,499 More papers than any man I've ever knew. 1161 01:11:35,792 --> 01:11:38,585 "Granada Road. Cocoanut Road." 1162 01:11:43,216 --> 01:11:45,050 "Granada Road, Cocoanut..." 1163 01:11:45,551 --> 01:11:47,219 (BOB CHUCKLING) 1164 01:11:48,513 --> 01:11:49,680 "Granada..." 1165 01:11:51,057 --> 01:11:54,351 If you get it twice more, you're allowed to keep it. 1166 01:11:56,104 --> 01:11:57,938 (HAMMER LAUGHING) 1167 01:11:58,231 --> 01:11:59,439 (BOB SNICKERS) 1168 01:12:01,442 --> 01:12:03,443 Come here with that, will you? 1169 01:12:04,529 --> 01:12:07,197 You can beat that, but you can't tie it. 1170 01:12:20,545 --> 01:12:21,753 "Granada Road..." 1171 01:12:21,879 --> 01:12:24,965 Don't talk. He'll take the words right out of your mouth. 1172 01:12:25,049 --> 01:12:26,466 "Granada..." 1173 01:12:30,179 --> 01:12:33,724 "Granada Road. Cocoanut Road. Hollow stump. Jewels." 1174 01:12:33,850 --> 01:12:35,517 Tell me, where did you find this? 1175 01:12:35,643 --> 01:12:37,310 That's a great guy to ask. 1176 01:12:37,395 --> 01:12:39,438 Where did you find this? 1177 01:12:39,647 --> 01:12:41,565 (HORN TOOTING) 1178 01:12:42,900 --> 01:12:47,446 Mr. Hammer, whoever drew this knows something about that robbery. Look. 1179 01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:54,077 (SLOW BALLETIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC) 1180 01:14:14,117 --> 01:14:17,035 (BALLETIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC INTENSIFIES) 1181 01:15:29,066 --> 01:15:31,735 (SLOW INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC) 1182 01:15:33,738 --> 01:15:37,199 ♪ The skies 1183 01:15:37,283 --> 01:15:40,744 ♪ Will all be blue 1184 01:15:43,080 --> 01:15:46,291 ♪ When my dreams 1185 01:15:46,417 --> 01:15:49,920 ♪ Come true 1186 01:15:52,340 --> 01:15:55,342 ♪ And I'll be 1187 01:15:55,426 --> 01:15:58,595 ♪ Smiling through 1188 01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:03,934 ♪ When my dreams 1189 01:16:04,018 --> 01:16:07,604 ♪ Come true 1190 01:16:08,940 --> 01:16:13,068 ♪ That Spanish castle 1191 01:16:13,152 --> 01:16:17,489 ♪ I built in my mind 1192 01:16:17,615 --> 01:16:21,660 ♪ Will be our love nest 1193 01:16:21,786 --> 01:16:24,955 ♪ The practical kind 1194 01:16:27,959 --> 01:16:32,796 ♪ And I'll be there 1195 01:16:33,089 --> 01:16:36,299 ♪ With you 1196 01:16:38,302 --> 01:16:42,555 ♪ When my dreams 1197 01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:47,352 ♪ Come true ♪ 1198 01:16:55,361 --> 01:16:58,280 Penelope, dear, so good of you to come. 1199 01:16:58,364 --> 01:17:00,073 Thanks so much, Mrs. Potter. 1200 01:17:00,157 --> 01:17:01,992 Isn't it lovely? 1201 01:17:02,159 --> 01:17:04,244 You're a lucky boy, Harvey. Yes. 1202 01:17:04,370 --> 01:17:07,414 I know the party will be a big success. I hope so. 1203 01:17:07,498 --> 01:17:08,540 MAN: Hello, Penelope. 1204 01:17:08,666 --> 01:17:09,708 PENELOPE: Hello. 1205 01:17:09,834 --> 01:17:11,418 I didn't know you'd be here. 1206 01:17:11,544 --> 01:17:13,169 MAN: Anywhere that you are. 1207 01:17:16,507 --> 01:17:18,258 How do you do? How do you do? 1208 01:17:18,342 --> 01:17:19,676 Is Mr. Hammer coming? 1209 01:17:19,760 --> 01:17:22,012 Mr. Hammer? Yes. He'll be here directly. 1210 01:17:26,142 --> 01:17:28,226 (MRS. POTTER LAUGHING) 1211 01:17:32,148 --> 01:17:34,858 MRS. POTTER: Mr. Hammer, your costume is wonderful. 1212 01:17:34,942 --> 01:17:37,694 This costume has been condemned by Good Housekeeping. 1213 01:17:37,820 --> 01:17:39,529 I love the color scheme. 1214 01:17:39,697 --> 01:17:41,323 That isn't a scheme. It's a conspiracy. 1215 01:17:41,407 --> 01:17:45,952 Señor Chico Joseph Maria de Accunia 1216 01:17:46,037 --> 01:17:48,705 Count de Elsinore. 1217 01:17:48,873 --> 01:17:50,248 On Track 25. 1218 01:17:50,374 --> 01:17:52,751 (SENSATIONAL INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC) 1219 01:17:53,169 --> 01:17:55,545 (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 1220 01:17:59,258 --> 01:18:01,217 Listen, Count, as soon as the guests leave, 1221 01:18:01,385 --> 01:18:03,345 I'd like you to take the ashes out. 1222 01:18:03,429 --> 01:18:05,096 His Excellency, 1223 01:18:05,181 --> 01:18:08,725 the ambassador from San Rafaelo. 1224 01:18:09,393 --> 01:18:12,562 Señor de Harpeno. 1225 01:18:12,730 --> 01:18:14,898 (SENSATIONAL INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC) 1226 01:18:15,024 --> 01:18:16,232 (HARPO TOOTS HORN) 1227 01:18:39,882 --> 01:18:41,841 Nix on that stuff. 1228 01:18:44,595 --> 01:18:46,388 It's just a breath of old Ireland. 1229 01:18:46,472 --> 01:18:49,015 I can see me old mother coming down the old path. 1230 01:18:49,100 --> 01:18:51,184 And I can see the old... 1231 01:18:51,268 --> 01:18:53,353 (HARPO WHISTLES GLEEFULLY) 1232 01:18:53,437 --> 01:18:55,271 (HAMMER HUMMING) 1233 01:18:57,650 --> 01:18:59,442 ♪ Pop goes the weasel ♪ 1234 01:19:01,153 --> 01:19:02,946 (HARPO CONTINUES WHISTLING) 1235 01:19:03,114 --> 01:19:04,864 There goes the weasel now. 1236 01:19:10,287 --> 01:19:11,955 I'm so glad you came, Mr. Hennessy. 1237 01:19:12,123 --> 01:19:13,790 That's all right, madam. 1238 01:19:14,166 --> 01:19:17,335 At a party like this, you've got to have the law around. 1239 01:19:17,586 --> 01:19:20,505 Now, a nice woman like you needs protection, 1240 01:19:20,631 --> 01:19:22,674 and I'm here to see that you get it. 1241 01:19:22,800 --> 01:19:25,051 There are some shady characters hanging around 1242 01:19:25,136 --> 01:19:26,761 that I'm going to keep an eye on. 1243 01:19:26,846 --> 01:19:29,222 What's that you gave him? I no give nothing. 1244 01:19:29,306 --> 01:19:31,057 HENNESSEY: Give me that, I tell you. 1245 01:19:31,851 --> 01:19:33,601 Who got my shirt? 1246 01:19:33,853 --> 01:19:35,645 What's become of my shirt? 1247 01:19:36,397 --> 01:19:38,064 I want my shirt. 1248 01:19:39,442 --> 01:19:42,026 You've lost your shirt. Yes. 1249 01:19:42,653 --> 01:19:44,028 Can you describe this shirt? 1250 01:19:44,155 --> 01:19:45,530 What's that? 1251 01:19:46,157 --> 01:19:48,491 HAMMER: Here. Now, look. This cross... 1252 01:19:48,576 --> 01:19:51,327 This cross marks the spot where the shirt was last seen. 1253 01:19:51,454 --> 01:19:54,289 Cut that out. HAMMER: Remain quiet, will you please? 1254 01:20:03,215 --> 01:20:06,342 Just as I thought. You birds are all in on this thing 1255 01:20:06,427 --> 01:20:09,053 and you're all trying to keep me from finding my shirt. 1256 01:20:09,180 --> 01:20:11,097 That's a lie, you whelp. 1257 01:20:11,182 --> 01:20:13,266 Whelp! 1258 01:20:14,435 --> 01:20:15,560 HENNESSEY: I want my shirt. 1259 01:20:15,686 --> 01:20:16,853 He wants his shirt. 1260 01:20:16,937 --> 01:20:18,146 HENNESSEY: I want my shirt. 1261 01:20:18,272 --> 01:20:19,522 He wants his shirt. 1262 01:20:19,815 --> 01:20:21,316 ♪ He wants his shirt 1263 01:20:21,400 --> 01:20:22,734 ♪ I want my shirt 1264 01:20:22,860 --> 01:20:24,235 ♪ He wants his shirt 1265 01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:25,570 ♪ I want my shirt 1266 01:20:25,696 --> 01:20:26,905 ♪ He wants his shirt 1267 01:20:26,989 --> 01:20:28,239 ♪ I want my shirt 1268 01:20:28,324 --> 01:20:32,410 ♪ I want my shirt I can't be happy without my shirt 1269 01:20:32,495 --> 01:20:35,038 ♪ He wants his shirt he wants his shirt 1270 01:20:35,122 --> 01:20:37,790 ♪ He can't be happy without his shirt 1271 01:20:37,875 --> 01:20:39,250 ♪ I want my shirt 1272 01:20:39,376 --> 01:20:40,793 ♪ He wants his shirt 1273 01:20:40,878 --> 01:20:43,213 ♪ He can't be happy without his shirt 1274 01:20:43,297 --> 01:20:45,965 ♪ He wants his shirt he wants his shirt 1275 01:20:46,050 --> 01:20:50,845 ♪ He won't be happy till he has his shirt 1276 01:20:51,263 --> 01:20:52,847 ♪ He's got it, he's got it! 1277 01:20:52,932 --> 01:20:56,684 ♪ I've got my shirt back Thank God, I've got my shirt 1278 01:20:56,769 --> 01:21:00,104 ♪ I've got my shirt I've got my shirt 1279 01:21:00,439 --> 01:21:03,942 ♪ You'll never know how deeply I was hurt 1280 01:21:04,401 --> 01:21:07,362 ♪ I thought I'd lost my shirt 1281 01:21:08,197 --> 01:21:12,784 ♪ It was given to me by my brother Bert ♪ His brother Bert 1282 01:21:12,868 --> 01:21:14,911 ♪ That's why I love this shirt 1283 01:21:14,995 --> 01:21:16,871 ♪ The beautiful shirt ♪ My shirt 1284 01:21:16,956 --> 01:21:18,540 ♪ The wonderful shirt 1285 01:21:19,124 --> 01:21:22,919 ♪ Now that I've found my shirt 1286 01:21:24,588 --> 01:21:29,467 ♪ Good-bye! ♪ 1287 01:21:35,724 --> 01:21:38,393 And, now, friends, now that we've found Hennessy's shirt, 1288 01:21:38,477 --> 01:21:40,937 would you look for a collar button that I lost here? 1289 01:21:41,021 --> 01:21:42,438 HAMMER: Size 13 and a half. 1290 01:21:42,731 --> 01:21:46,484 Now, ladies and gentlemen, if you'll all find places at the table 1291 01:21:46,569 --> 01:21:49,195 we'll have a short entertainment before supper. 1292 01:21:49,280 --> 01:21:50,822 Eat! Come on. 1293 01:21:51,949 --> 01:21:53,908 How about us giving this joint the air 1294 01:21:54,034 --> 01:21:55,952 and indulging in some snappy necking? 1295 01:21:56,078 --> 01:21:57,245 What? 1296 01:21:58,664 --> 01:22:00,540 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 1297 01:22:06,505 --> 01:22:08,548 (MRS. POTTER KNOCKING ON TABLE) 1298 01:22:08,632 --> 01:22:10,633 Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Hammer 1299 01:22:10,759 --> 01:22:12,802 will now act as Master of Ceremonies. 1300 01:22:12,886 --> 01:22:14,762 Mr. Hammer. 1301 01:22:15,014 --> 01:22:17,098 (ALL CHEERING EXCITEDLY) 1302 01:22:21,103 --> 01:22:22,854 Ladies and gentlemen... 1303 01:22:23,230 --> 01:22:24,689 $200! 1304 01:22:25,733 --> 01:22:28,026 On behalf of the Rotary Club of Minneapolis 1305 01:22:28,110 --> 01:22:31,237 I want to take this occasion of welcoming you to Waukegan. 1306 01:22:31,322 --> 01:22:33,865 No, I mean, in recognition of my many years 1307 01:22:33,949 --> 01:22:35,825 of service with the railroad, 1308 01:22:35,909 --> 01:22:37,827 you have presented me with these ties. 1309 01:22:37,911 --> 01:22:40,913 And that, of course, reminds me of the story of the Irishman. 1310 01:22:41,498 --> 01:22:43,207 (ALL LAUGHING) 1311 01:22:45,544 --> 01:22:48,129 It's so funny. I wish I could think of it. 1312 01:22:48,339 --> 01:22:52,258 "Oft in the stilly night The trembling of a leaf can be heard 1313 01:22:52,343 --> 01:22:55,511 "Sighing through the trees and the babbling brook 1314 01:22:55,596 --> 01:22:59,182 "As it wends its way onward, babbling and..." 1315 01:23:06,023 --> 01:23:10,068 Well, I got rid of one. And one like that is worth three ordinary ones. 1316 01:23:10,152 --> 01:23:13,112 Where was I? Yes, on this chair. That's right. 1317 01:23:13,781 --> 01:23:16,157 Western cattle opened at 15 and a quarter. 1318 01:23:16,241 --> 01:23:18,910 Yearlings and spring veal showed a firm tone. 1319 01:23:18,994 --> 01:23:21,496 And eggs were a little touchy on a falling market. 1320 01:23:21,580 --> 01:23:23,289 My mother and father talked it over, 1321 01:23:23,415 --> 01:23:25,166 and they finally moved to New York. 1322 01:23:25,250 --> 01:23:28,670 They took a little house in the Bronx, and it was in that house 1323 01:23:28,754 --> 01:23:32,048 that Abraham Lincoln was born, quite to my father's surprise. 1324 01:23:32,257 --> 01:23:35,760 And that, boys and girls, was the beginning of the Lincoln Highway. 1325 01:23:35,886 --> 01:23:38,680 Friends, in view of the fact that Miss Polly's engagement 1326 01:23:38,764 --> 01:23:40,598 is being celebrated here tonight, 1327 01:23:40,849 --> 01:23:43,851 I think a few words from her mother would be revolting. 1328 01:23:43,936 --> 01:23:46,396 I now take great pleasure in presenting to you 1329 01:23:46,480 --> 01:23:49,315 the well-preserved and partially pickled Mrs. Potter. 1330 01:23:49,400 --> 01:23:51,651 Come on now, give the little girl a big hand. 1331 01:23:51,735 --> 01:23:53,695 Speech, big speech. 1332 01:23:54,238 --> 01:23:56,072 My good friends, 1333 01:23:57,032 --> 01:24:00,660 if I could only tell you how rosy-hued 1334 01:24:00,744 --> 01:24:03,746 everything seems to be tonight. 1335 01:24:04,707 --> 01:24:09,168 As I look into your faces, they're all lit with gay laughter. 1336 01:24:12,715 --> 01:24:15,591 The whole world, and everything in it 1337 01:24:15,884 --> 01:24:19,929 is bathed in a soft, flowing, luminous haze. 1338 01:24:20,431 --> 01:24:22,432 The old gal is stewed to the eyebrows. 1339 01:24:23,767 --> 01:24:27,103 And now, I want to wish you all a most enjoyable evening. 1340 01:24:27,771 --> 01:24:30,773 As for myself, I'm sad. 1341 01:24:33,569 --> 01:24:35,903 I simply can't go any further. 1342 01:24:36,405 --> 01:24:37,947 I'll get off with you. 1343 01:24:39,575 --> 01:24:43,327 Now friends, I want to take great pleasure in presenting to you 1344 01:24:43,579 --> 01:24:46,247 the groom, Mr. Yates. Mr. Harvey Yates. 1345 01:24:50,294 --> 01:24:53,045 Good evening, radio fans. We are now back in the studio. 1346 01:24:53,130 --> 01:24:54,964 Stand by for your station announcer. 1347 01:24:56,008 --> 01:24:59,677 My dear, dear friends. 1348 01:25:05,476 --> 01:25:07,393 (HARVEY STUTTERING) 1349 01:25:14,401 --> 01:25:16,611 I really don't know what to say... 1350 01:25:16,695 --> 01:25:17,904 Well, shut up. 1351 01:25:18,864 --> 01:25:20,698 What a splendid suggestion. 1352 01:25:23,118 --> 01:25:25,119 I feel highly honored, 1353 01:25:25,662 --> 01:25:28,539 but I'm afraid I'm not much of a speechmaker. 1354 01:25:28,624 --> 01:25:30,166 HARVEY: Nevertheless, Mr. Hammer, 1355 01:25:30,292 --> 01:25:31,834 it was nice of you to call on me. 1356 01:25:31,919 --> 01:25:33,503 You must call on me sometime. 1357 01:25:33,629 --> 01:25:34,921 I was just about to... 1358 01:25:35,047 --> 01:25:36,339 Come up and see my flower beds. 1359 01:25:36,423 --> 01:25:37,799 What I intended to say... 1360 01:25:37,925 --> 01:25:39,258 I'd like you to see my pansies. 1361 01:25:39,343 --> 01:25:42,011 The short pansies and long pansies. 1362 01:25:42,262 --> 01:25:43,721 I was just going to say... 1363 01:25:43,806 --> 01:25:46,265 Next spring, I'll get some early bloomers. 1364 01:25:50,145 --> 01:25:51,854 As I was about to say... 1365 01:25:54,316 --> 01:25:57,902 There seems to be a steady stream flowing in and out over there. 1366 01:25:58,153 --> 01:26:01,405 I wouldn't dream of taking up anymore of your time. 1367 01:26:01,490 --> 01:26:03,950 I really wanted to thank you all, 1368 01:26:04,034 --> 01:26:05,868 and as I said before, 1369 01:26:05,953 --> 01:26:07,703 I hadn't intended to make a speech at all. 1370 01:26:07,871 --> 01:26:09,622 But you certainly succeeded. 1371 01:26:10,707 --> 01:26:12,333 Now, friends... 1372 01:26:18,465 --> 01:26:20,550 Now what's the matter with him? 1373 01:26:20,843 --> 01:26:22,802 HAMMER: That's that good Gulf gas. 1374 01:26:28,225 --> 01:26:30,142 (MRS. POTTER MUTTERING ANGRILY) 1375 01:26:36,733 --> 01:26:38,818 Hey, what are you doing? 1376 01:26:49,162 --> 01:26:51,163 Mr. Hammer, can't you do something? 1377 01:26:51,248 --> 01:26:53,666 HAMMER: I don't have to. They're doing plenty. 1378 01:26:59,047 --> 01:27:01,382 Now, ladies and gentlemen, 1379 01:27:01,592 --> 01:27:06,053 the first musical number that we intend to portray 1380 01:27:06,221 --> 01:27:10,516 will be the beginning and ending of a very... 1381 01:27:11,560 --> 01:27:14,562 We're gonna have music. 1382 01:27:22,029 --> 01:27:24,196 The first musical number on the program 1383 01:27:24,323 --> 01:27:26,532 will be a piccolo solo, which we will skip. 1384 01:27:27,200 --> 01:27:31,287 The second number will be Señor Pastrami, the Lithuanian pianist. 1385 01:27:34,750 --> 01:27:36,709 Señor, for his first selection, will play 1386 01:27:36,835 --> 01:27:38,836 A cup of coffee, a sandwich and you 1387 01:27:38,921 --> 01:27:40,755 from the opera Aida. 1388 01:27:41,340 --> 01:27:43,966 Señor, allow me to escort you to the dais. 1389 01:27:45,093 --> 01:27:48,930 Señor Pastrami, what is the first number? 1390 01:27:49,348 --> 01:27:50,640 Number one. 1391 01:27:56,730 --> 01:27:59,607 (PLAYING CLASSICAL MUSIC) 1392 01:29:29,865 --> 01:29:32,450 (PLAYING LIVELY MUSIC) 1393 01:30:00,187 --> 01:30:03,439 And now, friends, I want to present to you, a charming little lady. 1394 01:30:04,733 --> 01:30:05,775 Down in front. 1395 01:30:05,942 --> 01:30:06,984 Sit down. 1396 01:30:07,611 --> 01:30:10,946 The little lady who is to become Mrs. Harvey Yates, 1397 01:30:11,073 --> 01:30:12,573 over my dead body. 1398 01:30:16,161 --> 01:30:18,704 I know I have the sincere wishes of all my friends. 1399 01:30:18,789 --> 01:30:21,248 I can only tell you how much I appreciate it. 1400 01:30:21,541 --> 01:30:25,127 I think I can honestly say this is the happiest moment of my life. 1401 01:30:26,379 --> 01:30:28,089 Look what I have here. 1402 01:30:38,767 --> 01:30:42,770 It's a little engagement present just given me by Mr. Yates. 1403 01:30:43,396 --> 01:30:45,439 He wrote it just now. 1404 01:30:45,690 --> 01:30:48,901 But he wrote another yesterday when a necklace was stolen. 1405 01:30:48,985 --> 01:30:52,655 They are both in his handwriting. Let me read it to you. 1406 01:30:52,948 --> 01:30:56,200 It shows how to get to Cocoanut Manor and the hollow tree stump, 1407 01:30:56,284 --> 01:30:58,911 and reads, "Hollow stump, jewels." 1408 01:31:00,705 --> 01:31:03,374 MRS. POTTER: I don't believe it. POLLY: See for yourself. 1409 01:31:04,334 --> 01:31:05,376 MAN: Yates is gone. 1410 01:31:05,502 --> 01:31:06,585 Yates is gone? 1411 01:31:06,670 --> 01:31:09,213 And I gave him a check this morning for $1,000. 1412 01:31:09,297 --> 01:31:11,632 It's a good thing it was my personal check. 1413 01:31:11,967 --> 01:31:14,468 Mr. Hammer. There's a man who wants 1414 01:31:14,553 --> 01:31:15,678 to see you with a black moustache. 1415 01:31:15,762 --> 01:31:17,388 Tell him I've got one. 1416 01:31:17,722 --> 01:31:19,557 I think you will want to see him. 1417 01:31:19,683 --> 01:31:21,517 His name is Mr. John W. Berryman. 1418 01:31:21,852 --> 01:31:23,978 He has accepted my architectural plans 1419 01:31:24,062 --> 01:31:25,688 for the development of Cocoanut Manor. 1420 01:31:25,772 --> 01:31:28,274 HAMMER: Well, happy days, old boy. Thank you. 1421 01:31:28,358 --> 01:31:30,442 (CHICO SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 1422 01:31:31,528 --> 01:31:33,195 He also wants to know if you can 1423 01:31:33,321 --> 01:31:34,947 accommodate 400 guests for the weekend. 1424 01:31:35,031 --> 01:31:36,448 HAMMER: Four hundred guests? CHICO: Four hundred guests. 1425 01:31:37,075 --> 01:31:39,785 MRS. POTTER: What in the world's the matter? What is it? 1426 01:31:39,870 --> 01:31:42,413 Mother, you must admit you were mistaken. 1427 01:31:42,581 --> 01:31:45,207 Mr. Adams, how can you ever forgive me? 1428 01:31:45,292 --> 01:31:47,334 Please, Mrs. Potter. 1429 01:31:49,588 --> 01:31:51,964 Ladies and gentlemen, you're all invited 1430 01:31:52,048 --> 01:31:53,799 to attend the wedding of my daughter. 1431 01:31:53,884 --> 01:31:57,052 The wedding will take place exactly as planned. 1432 01:31:57,304 --> 01:32:00,055 That is, with the exception of a slight change. 1433 01:32:00,140 --> 01:32:03,017 She will be married to Mr. Robert Adams. 1434 01:32:03,935 --> 01:32:06,020 ALL: Hooray! 1435 01:32:07,147 --> 01:32:09,315 (ALL EXCLAIMING JOYFULLY) 1436 01:32:10,192 --> 01:32:13,652 ♪ The skies will all 1437 01:32:13,737 --> 01:32:16,405 ♪ Be blue 1438 01:32:16,489 --> 01:32:21,202 ♪ When my dreams come true 1439 01:32:23,914 --> 01:32:28,751 ♪ And I'll be smiling through 1440 01:32:30,086 --> 01:32:34,632 ♪ When my dreams come true 1441 01:32:36,426 --> 01:32:39,803 ♪ That Spanish castle 1442 01:32:39,888 --> 01:32:43,057 ♪ I built in my mind 1443 01:32:43,141 --> 01:32:46,185 ♪ Will be our love nest 1444 01:32:46,269 --> 01:32:49,063 ♪ The practical kind 1445 01:32:50,690 --> 01:32:55,486 ♪ And I'll be there with you 1446 01:32:58,448 --> 01:33:01,992 ♪ When my dreams 1447 01:33:02,077 --> 01:33:05,579 ♪ Come true ♪ 1448 01:33:09,876 --> 01:33:12,002 (SLOW INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)